But even if she's not a film buff
She must understand by now that you are?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The more I talk about this
the more I think I'm being hard done by here
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:31, Reply)

I'd say so

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)

You are
You should march home tonight, show her this thread and say "Look, bitch! The internet says I can keep my DVDs!". She can't argue with that, surely?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)

I actually have an absolute fuckload of boyfriend points at the minute
so now might be the time to strike. I may take a few liberties with your wording, though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:37, Reply)

I don't think you should change a thing
It'll totally work. Do it!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)

OK but I'm crediting you as author
She can be in Bradford in five hours
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Assuming you finish work at 6
That would mean she arrived in Bradford when I was at work. I keep things to help me out if I'm ever attacked behind the bar. She can bring it.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)

She's a pacifist
That up there is possibly the emptiest threat since the French told Germany in 1919 that if they ever tried invading them again they'd kick the fuck out of them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)

You're right
I'd probably just laugh.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

She can be quite scary when she loses her temper
Hard to know what you could do to provoke such a reaction though.

Well, apart from THAT
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Excuse me
I am much scarier when I lose my temper.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)

I really doubt that. I'm sure you are, but an angry Ms Foxtrot is not something I ever want to see again
More to the point, in THAT circumstance she'd be angry and you wouldn't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)

OH
I didn't understand what you were talking about. Pervert.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Couldn't you have just assumed?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:16, Reply)

point
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Hahaha
7/10. You're on scorching form today
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:06, Reply)

it seems to me that she doesn't care about his interests
probably because it is a sham relationship.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:31, Reply)