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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It wouldn't be so bad if he at least took the lollipop off first...(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:25, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
No sense in getting too warm down there(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:25,
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I only do this in winter thoughWasp stings on the bellend are not pleasant.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:28,
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Ah, but if you left the lollipop onand stuck it in the other way up, you could pretend your penis was a seal balancing a ball on it's nose!
I think I need to go home, my brain's gone weird...
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...and shout "Arf! Arf!" as you clap your balls together?Yes, I think you might need to go and have a lie down.
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Yes, see?You have exactly the right idea. I agree wholeheartedly with both parts of the above.
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Oh.I was hoping you might set me up for a particularly poor joke about "talking bollocks" there. Never mind.
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Sorry.As I said: brain has gone weird and apparently slow too. Do feel free to make a terrible pun if you so wish though.
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Yes it has(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:35,
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