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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Just reminding you all* to watch the gyppoes clip when you get home if you've not already.
MESSAGE ENDS.


*apart from Lab who thinks it's shit. This mystifies me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:14, 95 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
It is shit
Thank you for making a new thread though, been in a meeting for 2 hours and I'm not going to try to wade into the miasma that is the thread below.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:16, Reply)
I'd advise against it
It contains discussions of football, FHM, Star Trek, Sex and the City and is largely fucking tedious.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:19, Reply)
All four of those subjects make me roll my eyes and sigh loudly

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:20, Reply)

eyes foreskin stick a lollipop stick down my japs eye
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:21, Reply)
ouch

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:24, Reply)
It wouldn't be so bad if he at least took the lollipop off first...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:25, Reply)
No sense in getting too warm down there

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:25, Reply)
I only do this in winter though
Wasp stings on the bellend are not pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Ah, but if you left the lollipop on
and stuck it in the other way up, you could pretend your penis was a seal balancing a ball on it's nose!

I think I need to go home, my brain's gone weird...
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:33, Reply)
...and shout "Arf! Arf!" as you clap your balls together?

Yes, I think you might need to go and have a lie down.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:34, Reply)
Yes, see?
You have exactly the right idea. I agree wholeheartedly with both parts of the above.
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:39, Reply)
'Both parts' being 'both statements,'
or 'both testicles?'
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:42, Reply)
No.
the bit about the balls and the bit about having a lie down.
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:44, Reply)
Oh.
I was hoping you might set me up for a particularly poor joke about "talking bollocks" there. Never mind.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:45, Reply)
Sorry.
As I said: brain has gone weird and apparently slow too. Do feel free to make a terrible pun if you so wish though.
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:49, Reply)
Yes it has

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:35, Reply)
Me too
both the meeting and finding absolutely nothing interesting in the Boyce clip.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:44, Reply)
fuck you
space
www.flickr.com/photos/gsfc/5483193591/
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)
I did not know the Death Star's girlfriend was a squirter

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:19, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:23, Reply)
Dude
Complete change of subject. Do you have any plans to attend Resistanz next month? Somehow they've lined up And One AND Covenant on the Sunday
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:24, Reply)
What's Resistanz?
Depending on the date, I might be up for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:25, Reply)
Two-day festival, April 2nd and 3rd
It's £50, which is as much as three days of InFest (which Hocico are headling, btw), and it's in Sheffield. But the lineup is awesome. Suicide Commando are headlining the Saturday. I'm still undecided as I've got to DJ in Norwich on Saturday night and £50's a lot to pay for one day
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Damn, I'm busy that weekend, otherwise I might have gone
You have reminded me of the awesome Hocico remix of the Accessory track 'I Say Go'. If you don't know it, YouTube/Spotify it!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:36, Reply)
Resistanz is futile.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:44, Reply)
Monster prominence you say?
*clicks* Oh. That was...disappointing.
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:26, Reply)
perve

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:34, Reply)
Occasionally.

(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:40, Reply)
I appreciated it

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:28, Reply)
It really isn't funny
and worse than that, it's not a good tune
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:19, Reply)
It is shit, it's some Albanian twats...

Been working on my bathroom with my Ipod on and I'd forgotten how good the last couple of minutes of One are.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Tune
Hasty edit: I'm assuming you mean the Metallica classic and are not admitting to liking U2 in a public forum
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:28, Reply)
This^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:31, Reply)
+from a man who tried to defend the "reading" of FHM in a public forum

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:35, Reply)
absolutely Metallica \m/

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:36, Reply)
I like the 'remix'

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:38, Reply)
Sorry Monty
But Lab is right, it's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:21, Reply)
it is just some drunk eastern europeans.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:21, Reply)
No.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:21, Reply)
Weren't you just moaning about your internet being down?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:24, Reply)
on the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:24, Reply)
No, my WIRELESS is fucked.
Which means I have to live within two feet of the router so I can plug my ethernet cable in for the foreseeable future.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:36, Reply)
You put your wireless router in your vagina?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:37, Reply)
I don't know if you're trying to be funny
But it failed. So you should probably pretend you're not.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:39, Reply)
No, it was funny because I used the term "My wireless is fucked"
to imply that you had sex with your wireless internet connection.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:39, Reply)
I was only snarky cos I thought you weren't you.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:44, Reply)
Oh it's Al
In that case:
Yes. Yes I do.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:40, Reply)
I'm getting on pretty well with my list
I should be done by the end of March
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:43, Reply)
When was the deadline I gave you?
I've forgotten.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:44, Reply)


(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:50, Reply)
Damn, this is far too easy.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:53, Reply)
Welshman's not there
And gosh darn it, she has to have something up there.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:39, Reply)
Otherwise it might heal up.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:42, Reply)
Exactly!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:43, Reply)
It still is
This was done using the power of the mind
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Breaking Bad is better

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:22, Reply)
Is that the one about the guy from Malcolm in the Middle
who starts selling drugs?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:26, Reply)
I've never seen Malcolm in the Middle
but yeah he starts selling drugs to pay for his cancer treatment
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Then you're the second person to have recommended that to me
I may have to steal it
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:29, Reply)
Balrry from Eastenders?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:29, Reply)
I'm going to put the internet under my coat
and walk out of the shop with it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:31, Reply)
haha
yes it's worth watching Breaking Bad. The second series is even better though.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:35, Reply)
Watch it seriously its amazing

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:20, Reply)
Actually he starts selling drugs so when he dies hs family has money
the cancer treatment comes later.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:20, Reply)
Which clip?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:23, Reply)
i hope those albanians are right now watching a video of you, out of your mind, trying to dj as your guests suffocate behind your knackered kitchen door,
while they make comments on British stereotypes.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:24, Reply)
"Hurr hurr, look at this fool"
"Why he no play the whole song? He's wasted"*
*Translated from Albanian
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:26, Reply)
"I don't understand why he only like twelve seconds of 'Tom Sawyer', Is fantastic example of Rush?"
"I no understand why he think people impressed at ability to 'create breaks' in modern age of samplers and drum machines, I bet he not impressed at my ability to create horse and cart in age of internal combustion engine?"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:30, Reply)
hahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaa

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:35, Reply)
*highfives*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:37, Reply)
British stereotypes?
www.bestbuybritish.org/british_hi-fi_audio.htm
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:30, Reply)
PHWOAR

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:34, Reply)
Easily amused eh Monty
I'll keep Horse Outside thank you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:29, Reply)
Monty
There are uppity women in the thread below. They are still doing things besides cooking me my supper.

How exactly did Britain get this broken?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:36, Reply)
3 years ago
you'd have been wanting your cock sucked, not your supper cooked.

you've changed.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:43, Reply)
I'm in my 30s now.
You missed the boat.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:46, Reply)
I despair.
How can pissed up gyppoes not crack everyone up?

How can 'Sex and the City' generate more than two seconds of debate?

I give up, Kroners. I fucking give up.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:44, Reply)
I blame the parents.
They were told it was wrong to smack kids and now look what's fucking happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:47, Reply)
I could easily go on about how shit Sex and the City is for at least a couple of minutes

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:25, Reply)
watched it, it was shit.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:38, Reply)
I don't understand you lot.
I was literally crying with laughter at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:50, Reply)
Only a Benny who isn't tied to a tree would find it tear-jerkingly-funny Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:06, Reply)
Just watched it with sound.
I'm sorry to say I don't see the humour.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:05, Reply)
Should I try and find you a better gyppo vid Blousie?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:07, Reply)
Nah! I'm bloody wired.
I had a can of Relentless when I got home and I've made some savoury scones.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:08, Reply)
You'll like this Blousie.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAsUfWvIiXY
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:09, Reply)
Nope!
Don't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:14, Reply)
You're not supposed to like it. It's beyond shit.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:14, Reply)
I just did a fart
And it and it smells like Monty cos he is an OLD and now I need a wee wee.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:09, Reply)
Was it musky?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:10, Reply)
no it was Montylicious.
Lol
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:12, Reply)
I've go no idea what that would smell like
But I'm guessing it is similar to despair.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:14, Reply)
didn't watch it
don't know what it is

it's probably shit
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:10, Reply)
Crunchy
Were your students responsible for this?

tinyurl.com/6gohtpv
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:19, Reply)
uh
I hope not :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:20, Reply)

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