it tastes like jesus' tears
it's that amazing

wtf why haven't you had beef jerkey
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:17, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

He doesn't get out much.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:18, Reply)

I don't wank on cows.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:19, Reply)

wank on
this
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Store in an air-tight container for 2 to 3 months.
Hardly a meal in minutes is it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:31, Reply)

pffffffffffft
that's how long you can expect to keep it

fuck off if you think I make it myself, I buy it in pretty packs at the store, it's stupidly expensive, about the price of a fresh steak at the market but oh so good
deer jerky is amaaaazing too
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:38, Reply)

If I see it on sale and it doesn't look like cheap, processed shite, I might buy some.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:44, Reply)

it looks like bungled leather

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Here is a picture of Bungle and Jeff


(Bungle was a bear on kids show 'Rainbow')
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:50, Reply)

I didn't quite think you'd look like that.
Is that before or after your haircut?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:52, Reply)

That's me on the left.
After the haircut.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Jeff is Pedobear?
*shuns*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:59, Reply)

hehehehehe
you might be amongst the few people never to have seen Rainbow.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kclq2zGQy4w&feature=related

You'll be amused by this.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:03, Reply)

ffs had to stop at 1:37
it was doing my head in
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Why?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:09, Reply)

He was the least annoying one
Zippy and George can fuck right off. As can bloody Sooty, Sweep and Sue. Actually Sooty was alright. But Sue and Sweep I would cheerfully set fire to.
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:52, Reply)

I hate the voices of both Bungle and Sue.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:58, Reply)

I refused to watch it when I was younger
because Sue's voice was so bloody irritating.
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:00, Reply)

At least Sooty was mute.
Sweep was an annoying cunt though. The squeaky voiced twat.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:05, Reply)