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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I can easily eat a box in Jaffa Cakes in one sitting.
What is your 'once you pop, you can't stop' food nemesis?

Alt: Natter!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:29, 173 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I packed away 225g of jelly babies this afternoon when I got home from work.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:33, Reply)
Fat free!
What's your favourite colour?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:34, Reply)
PINK PINK PINK

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:37, Reply)
You are Swipe
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:39, Reply)
I did take posey pictures of myself with my iPhone
but that's because I'd put full make up on for the first time in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:46, Reply)
red are better

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:40, Reply)
Lies
unless red is raspberry.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:43, Reply)
What flavour is 'pink'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:44, Reply)
I think it's raspberry.
Whatever it is it's the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:45, Reply)
I reckon Pink is the flavour of dead babies.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:47, Reply)
pepperoni, pepper jack cheese and triscuits om nom

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:35, Reply)
usually it's sweet stuff
but morrison's cheese and onion muffins seem to contain some kind of addictive drug
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:35, Reply)
pink wafers

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:36, Reply)
Another fan of the Pink Wafer here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4J0F0wTsGI
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:41, Reply)
can't be bothered to watch all that
but A for effort.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:44, Reply)
They used to be very funny in the mornings.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:44, Reply)
yeah they were ace, but I'm watching Junior Doctors. It is ace.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:46, Reply)
Is that on BBC3?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:48, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:52, Reply)
Posh ready salted crisps.
Actually it's tortilla chips and tex mex dips. I daren't get them unless I have other people to eat it with.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:36, Reply)
I don't care that much for crisps.
Or Tex Mex dips.

If I was getting crisps, I'd probably go for cheese and onion.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:42, Reply)
Yuk!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:44, Reply)
What's wrong with cheese and onion crisps?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:45, Reply)
They smell funny.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:47, Reply)
No, that's clown shit.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:48, Reply)
best of all the crisps mate!
kudos.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:47, Reply)
nope
salt and vinegar

or sometmes worcester sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:56, Reply)
Wheat Crunchy worcester sauce?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:03, Reply)
I hate tortilla chips
they smell bad and taste bad and every bugger thinks they are apropriate for every party
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:46, Reply)
I agree.
I like pretend ones like Dorito's.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:47, Reply)
they're nasty, too

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:54, Reply)
I only like them with dips.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:48, Reply)
lime tortilla chips are luuuuuussssshhhhh

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:57, Reply)
Food
In general. I'm a disgusting pie.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:37, Reply)
Ecstasy.
Fucking love the stuff.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:50, Reply)
Are you a hugger or a dancer?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:51, Reply)
Hugger.
And gurner.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:53, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:54, Reply)
Why is that funny?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:56, Reply)
I thought you'd be a dancer.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:56, Reply)
I am a terrible dancer.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:57, Reply)
I was an ace dancer.
You couldn't get me off the dance floor.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:00, Reply)
You got moves Blousie?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:02, Reply)
Not any more : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:02, Reply)
Where did your moves go?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:03, Reply)
With my yoof!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:03, Reply)
I'm sure if the tunes were good, you'd be up there tripping the light-fantastic with the rest of them.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:04, Reply)
I think I danced like a loon at the Mancs bash where I blacked out.
AA will be along shortly to confirm this no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:05, Reply)
Is that the one where you were a little bit 'poorly' the following day?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:07, Reply)
Yup!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:08, Reply)
Have you been that 'unwell' since?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:09, Reply)
Nope : )
Apart from my funny turn in Bristol but that wasn't really the same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:10, Reply)
I have that effect on people.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:10, Reply)
hehe!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:15, Reply)
How long were you feeling rough for after Bristol?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:16, Reply)
I felt better after I got back to the hotel that day.
I have a feeling it may have been a panic attack.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:21, Reply)
Again, I take full credit.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Nah! I was gutted I had to leave.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:27, Reply)
*There there*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:30, Reply)
And when we go out in Manc for the ladies bash
I fully intend to get you dancing like a loon again :)
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:27, Reply)
: /

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:30, Reply)
I'm sure you can body-pop and moonwalk with the best of them Blousie.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:32, Reply)
I'm sure she has better moves than me
I dance like a thalidomide child having an epileptic fit.
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:33, Reply)
So you dance exactly how you look.
What are the chances of that?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:38, Reply)
I don't look like a thalidomide child
I may be short but I've got proper limbs and that.

Is this payback for that Parkinsons comment I made earlier?
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Well, you've called me old and suggested I have Parkinsons*, so yes
*I assume that 'Parkinsons' is an illness where you can't stop interviewing people.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Aw, come on
I rarely zing people and it was quite funny.
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:49, Reply)
You were funny berk
(But funnier than my Parkinsons comment?)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:52, Reply)
Yes.
Yes I was.
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:02, Reply)
*Flicks Vs at berk*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:09, Reply)
why :/ ?
it's going to be awesome, we'll all get tiddly and dance like twats. That's my plan at least.
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Ah go on then.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Yay!

(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:37, Reply)
apparently I'm a licker

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:00, Reply)
Window licker?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:00, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:01, Reply)
hardeeharharhar

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:02, Reply)
see also: beef jerkey

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:59, Reply)
I don't think I've ever tried beef jerky.
How do you make it?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:02, Reply)
food dehydrator

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:10, Reply)
So does it just taste of beef?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:13, Reply)
it tastes like jesus' tears
it's that amazing

wtf why haven't you had beef jerkey
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:17, Reply)
He doesn't get out much.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:18, Reply)
I don't wank on cows.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:19, Reply)
wank on
this
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:25, Reply)
Store in an air-tight container for 2 to 3 months.
Hardly a meal in minutes is it?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:31, Reply)
pffffffffffft
that's how long you can expect to keep it

fuck off if you think I make it myself, I buy it in pretty packs at the store, it's stupidly expensive, about the price of a fresh steak at the market but oh so good
deer jerky is amaaaazing too
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:38, Reply)
If I see it on sale and it doesn't look like cheap, processed shite, I might buy some.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:44, Reply)
it looks like bungled leather

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Here is a picture of Bungle and Jeff


(Bungle was a bear on kids show 'Rainbow')
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:50, Reply)
I didn't quite think you'd look like that.
Is that before or after your haircut?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:52, Reply)
That's me on the left.
After the haircut.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:57, Reply)
Jeff is Pedobear?
*shuns*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:59, Reply)
hehehehehe
you might be amongst the few people never to have seen Rainbow.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kclq2zGQy4w&feature=related

You'll be amused by this.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:03, Reply)
ffs had to stop at 1:37
it was doing my head in
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:06, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:09, Reply)
He was the least annoying one
Zippy and George can fuck right off. As can bloody Sooty, Sweep and Sue. Actually Sooty was alright. But Sue and Sweep I would cheerfully set fire to.
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:52, Reply)
I hate the voices of both Bungle and Sue.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:58, Reply)
I refused to watch it when I was younger
because Sue's voice was so bloody irritating.
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:00, Reply)
At least Sooty was mute.
Sweep was an annoying cunt though. The squeaky voiced twat.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:05, Reply)
I've put Channel 4 on
And there are two families battling to win a cottage.

Before they've been judged, I can't help but think that black family face an uphill struggle as one of the locals has just said, 'I don't think I saw a black person before I was 18'.

It's the locals who are judging it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:06, Reply)
I've got BBC1 on
If life in the African slums wasn't bad enough, now Lenny Henry, Samantha Janus and Angela Rippon have turned up. I can't slag little Reggie off.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:10, Reply)
I'm watching that too.
I couldn't do what they're doing just for the fact I'd have to use that aweful loo and the creepy crawlies.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:11, Reply)
I couldn't. Could not.
It's bang on the way we moan. I just got a week's food for £25.86 and felt like a povvo. I'm a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:14, Reply)
I might watch that on the iPlayer later.
I hope that Angela gets to recreate her classic Morecambe and Wise dance routine.

It'll be a waste of time otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:12, Reply)
me too, Reggie just mtfu'd up and beyond

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:19, Reply)
microwave noodles
cornflakes, chocolate florentines, rice krispies, percy pigs (or the new lemon girl-pig ones), alpen original, chocolate caramel digestives, hot crumpets with butter and jam, posh crisps.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:10, Reply)
You have a problem haven't you?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:12, Reply)
He's a cereal offender.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:18, Reply)
no
I don't think so.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:10, Reply)
peppermints.
or Salt and Vinegar pringles. even though I know they're bad for me.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:12, Reply)
"I'm Rocky Robin!"
And you're very tasty.

Also, crisps, potatoes, bread, cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:12, Reply)
oooo Bread, that's another one.
hey roota :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:15, Reply)
Gotta get up, gotta get out....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:16, Reply)
Greet the world and shout.....

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:17, Reply)
man I really do have to get up soon.
I don't wanna.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:18, Reply)
Hey yo!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:17, Reply)
Lets go!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:21, Reply)
Doritos
they're so bad for me but I can eat almost a whole bag in an hour
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:15, Reply)
An hour?
Amateur!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:17, Reply)
Those grab bags are quite big!
And I didn't say I stopped eating after that bag haha
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:18, Reply)
Oh good...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:20, Reply)
Fatty McMacFatty

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:25, Reply)
yeah? you called?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Stone Roses lol

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:18, Reply)
Huh?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:20, Reply)
AMATEURS!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDRz3H30NmY
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:22, Reply)
Oh aye!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:57, Reply)
Come on lads, we're wastin' our time. The BBC are a bunch of amateurs.... AMATEURS!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:59, Reply)
Remember the advert where the nana reveals at Sunday dinner
"'e's not your dad!"
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:12, Reply)
I do.
What were they advertising though?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Evening!
I clearly went to the wrong university and studied the wrong thing and am 20 years too old:

www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chibrknews-northwestern-to-pay-for-live-sex-toy-demonstration-20110302,0,3942305.story
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:19, Reply)
Hey you what's that sound?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:20, Reply)
Ooo! it's on the tip of my tongue.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:23, Reply)
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Ah yes!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:25, Reply)
It's used in Lord of War opening credits

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:24, Reply)
What is Lord of War?
Did he wish he was a little bit taller as well?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:26, Reply)
this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5M_Ttstbgs

great little film that
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:12, Reply)
Since I had surgery
I have to stop eating or I'll be sick. Prior to that though, just about anything that was bad for me: there was a reason I was fat!
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:29, Reply)
How was the tennis?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:33, Reply)
Played like a knob
but flirted outrageously (by my standards at least) so that has cheered me a touch.
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Do you think your tennis is affected by the amount of time you spend blushing,
Scuffing your feet on the court and giggling?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:37, Reply)
I know for a fact I can't serve decently if he's watching
I'm flirting quite successfully for me though, not so much of the blushing and stuttering and embarrassed silence as there normally is.
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:43, Reply)
And is he flirting back?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:45, Reply)
I am completely oblivious to that kind of thing
no matter who it is, I can simply never tell if they're flirting or just being friendly. I think he is though. I think.
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Well when he returns the ball to do, does he play it in such a way that you've got a dead easy shot?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:51, Reply)
No, usually he serves it right at me and then laughs when I shout at him
and then I make him promise to be nice and he usually is.
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:54, Reply)
Hang on. Am I your tennis coach?
*Was recently told to fuck off*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:54, Reply)
Haha, well surely this is the bit where you promise to be nice then? :P

(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:56, Reply)
You've not asked me to be!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Do I have to?
*pouts* play nicely Jeff, eh?
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:06, Reply)
Ohh... JUST FUCK OFF.
Don't mean it
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:10, Reply)
I apologised for that
if you keep bringing it up I may tell you to do so again.
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:12, Reply)
I was pulling your leg berk!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:14, Reply)
*narrows eyes*

(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:15, Reply)
*Hopes the wind changes*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:20, Reply)
Is that what happened to you?

(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:24, Reply)
No.
RIGHT. YOU ASKED FOR IT.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4RjJKxsamQ
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:25, Reply)
Zinged twice in one night Jeff
you're losing your touch.

must be your age...
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:28, Reply)
NEVER!
*Can't believe how this is going*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:32, Reply)
Aw, I'll stop now
I feel bad.
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:38, Reply)
I don't normally get sucked in by charity bullshit but this comic relief thing on bbc1
was proper good!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:52, Reply)
is it comic relief today?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:56, Reply)
no but they are starting to beg early this year.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:58, Reply)
OMG!!!
tiny lemur on attenborough's program is SUPER CUTE!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Too shy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:07, Reply)
I nearly did a turn as Limahl at an 80s themed karaoke night.
But I was too shy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:10, Reply)
*Applauds*
It's a never ending story.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:10, Reply)
There was another time, at a hip hop themed one.
I was, um, going to be, um KRS-One, but I, uh, did it badly, and someone threatened to, um, call...the police?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:13, Reply)
does not look like a lemur
4.bp.blogspot.com/-2BNia9jrzLc/TVhUKFq3YFI/AAAAAAAAAWM/V41dNgxORXI/s1600/madameberthemousemammalplanet.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:11, Reply)
Dub mix of Too Shy

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:13, Reply)
Roast pork crackling
I hate myself but once I tear off a piece I cant stop till its all gone.
And from a 99% vegetarian thats really bad :(
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 1:28, Reply)

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