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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'd be you and I'd sleep with meThe original me, not the new me, which is you. Obviously.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:36, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
So basically this would be the world's most complicated wank?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:36,
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It'll get even more complicated if he decides to use his unfavoured hand..(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:38,
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There is the issue of how exactly I (original) would derive pleasure from itwhereas the amount of pleasure the new me (Swipey) would endure is divisible only by itself
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you've obviously never tried it in the passenger seat of my SLK in very tight jeans (him, not me!)(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:38,
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if you're me for the day you can try it yourselfjust put the roof down first, i don't want my ceiling all splattered up.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:46,
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Without the ceiling to intercept its upward trajectoryit's just going to fall back down and ruin your upholstery
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:50, Reply)
it's leatherwipes clean. why do you think i chose it?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:51,
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