Please explain all your jokes using the "It's funny because..." template.
Anyway it can be explained equally well by my low opinion of you rather than my intelligence.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:46, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Some of us don't feel the need to explain our jokes
but then some of us aren't quite such a slack-jawed monobrowed mongoloid cunt as you are
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)

This has really got to you hasn't it?
don't worry I'm not going to tell your girlfriend.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:50, Reply)

You really get to me
I realised today that the last time I had a pop I apologised the next day cos I felt bad, even though you've never done anything to warrant such courtesy. Certainly you've never apologised to me for some of the appalling things you've said. Just watch your mouth around me in future and we'll get along just fine.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:54, Reply)

You apologised because you were acting like a twat
and if you go and list those "appalling things" I've said to you, you'll realise that there are very few and you're over reacting again.
You'll also find that I've never threatend you with violence, which you've done to me about half a dozen times if I deliberatly misinterpret and take them out of context.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:07, Reply)

You're the archive king, you know exactly what I mean
I'm offering you the chance to either apologise or stay away from me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Stop pouting.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Let me put this to you in your own terms
"You apologised cos you were acting like a twat". Yes I was. So now it's your turn to apologise for the countless times you've acted like a twat towards me. I know I have a quick temper and am prone to overreact but you have to take responsibility for your actions in provoking me to do so.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Girliest fight ever.
Somebody punchy somebody ffs.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Apparently I've threatened Chompy with violence on several occasions
hence my attempt to get him to do the decent thing without resorting to such fictitious measures
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:17, Reply)

I'm not going to apologise for the vague feeling that you've been wronged by me.
Bring any examples and I'll consider it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:19, Reply)

*sigh*
I believe the first thing you ever said to me was "fuck off new person, you're not funny, you're not witty, you're just creepy" or some such. When you were later reminded of this you said "I stand by that comment". Don't pretend you don't remember this.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Oh yeah I do remember that
that was pretty funny.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)

You are just an unbelievable cunt
Just stay away from me in future. Especially if we ever should meet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:28, Reply)

because... go on threaten me, I know you love it

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:30, Reply)

*sits down nearby with a box of popcorn*

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:31, Reply)

*sits down next to Crow and opens bag of Minstrels*
*proffers bag of Minstrels and helps self to Popcorn without waiting to be asked*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Are those the chocolate Minstrels, or the sort Monty pays to entertain him?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:40, Reply)

The chcoclate ones
I'm not a cannibal
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Actually, I guess the other sort are "chocolate" anyway
Following the judicious application of boot polish
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:46, Reply)

That is not staying away from me
Let me put this into simple language for you; FUCK OFF
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:32, Reply)

oh dear.
someone needs a nap.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:41, Reply)

That would be triffic actually

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Think it's past your bedtime
Dullard
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Are you a Norwich fan?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:49, Reply)

I'm a fan of watching man-children bleat plaintively when they're getting picked on.

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:56, Reply)

No offence
but that pretty much exactly describes you on /talk
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)

pfffft.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Rumbled :(

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:01, Reply)

look, he might be a simpleton, but he's not TOTALLY retarded you know.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:56, Reply)

OMG STOP PICKING ON ME
WAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAH SERIOUS INTERNET WAAAAAAH BOO HOO I'M SO DULL :-(
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)

It was the green and yellow thing
Perfectly innocent and serious question :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:01, Reply)

haha!
this is making my afternoon
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:33, Reply)