"I like the word witless"
"lalalala ooo handbag dodedodedo those shoes are pretty ladeladedah, oh hey, halfwit is a bit like witless I have a funny story!"
( Kroney, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:12, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

whilst you were writing that, i just scored my client £500,000
and scored my firm £50,000

and scored myself lunch at the ritz with the client

THAT's how vacuous and braindead i am, old buddy old pal!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Oh man, we could totally have our own Darth vs Chomp fight
Only between you and me, there'd be something worth watching for the spectators.

In that spirit, at least I can program at least 50% of my clocks to show the same time.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)

mine are long-since fixed, and the central heating
i had a REAL MAN around the place at long last.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Excellent feminism, there.

( Kroney, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)