All these bloody young ones :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:14, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You're still young.
Well, youngish. And if you could just rid yourself of the extremist right wing views I'm sure you'd find yourself a wonderful chap.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Only you would think they're extreme :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:17, Reply)

*coughs*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Would you like a throat sweet?
I have some lovely eucalyptus ones
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:24, Reply)

They're really not :(
I'm a Conservative. That doesn't make me some sort of far right extremist
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:24, Reply)

The sadfacing doesn't wash, Imelda!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Yeah Amberl,
what you want to do is listen to NICK CLEGG AND HIS CRONIES. They offer a credible 'third way' and he's really good in a debate.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Yeah, says you.
Spare a thought for those of us teetering on zimmerframe territory
( Kroney, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Pfft.
All you bloody young ones. (although I admit in worldly cynicism and misanthropy you are about 87)
(berk, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Haha
maybe this is why I can't date anyone. I am not full of the joys of spring and life
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:18, Reply)

I maintain that the reason men don't ask you on dates
is because they are terrified of your enormous intellect and intimidated by your similarly-sized bosom. You're too awesome for them, clearly, and so they never ask.
Perhaps you just need to find someone as equally misanthropic? Monty is taken though.
(berk, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I think you're pretty much spot on with this

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:27, Reply)