I pissed on next door's bike
but it was an accident.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:51, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm giving myself too much credit.
It was only the once, I'd never met them and I was desperate.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:52, Reply)

There was this other lad, his name was Mullen
but I called him Doolit.
I could hear myself saying Mullen, but everyone said I was calling him 'Doolit' and they thought there must have been a reason. I still don't understand because I was only a toddler, and I clearly recall it coming out as 'Mullen'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:54, Reply)

I once made a really off-colour Bob Monkhouse style mother in law joke to my stepdad
I didn't know the woman he was talking to was his ex-wife.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:57, Reply)

"Take my ex-wife, please."

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:00, Reply)

It's funny cos it can be applied to my ex wife.
Take my wife - every fucker else has.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Haha
trolloplolz
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:03, Reply)

God rest her soul...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:04, Reply)

nervouslaughterlolz

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Nah it's fine.
She died last year of a particularly aggressive brain cancer. Just goes to show that being a non-smoking, vegetarian, exercise junkie isn't all it's cracked up to be.

*Opens second can of beer and dips crisps in lard*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:10, Reply)

*Eats last Rocky Robin,
crosses heart and hopes not to shit*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:11, Reply)