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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
street mange
but my fur goes grey rather than missing.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:08,
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still the thing that has my sister most upset
I once texted 'I have Cat Aids' on her phone to a friend of hers and she wouldn't speak to me for a few days
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:10,
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Amberl categorically does NOT fancy me.
I suspect she thinks I am a bellend.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:15,
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I don't fancy you
but that doesn't mean you're a bellend
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:20,
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Correlation =/= causation.
You do suspect me of bellendery, right?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:22,
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nah you're alright
apart from your taste in hiphop obviously
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:25,
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nah it was just a friend
who texted back simply 'lol' so at least they saw the funny side
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:17,
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Don't matter babes
You're a stunner whatever the weather.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:44,
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The weather's not my concern
I've got pigtails in and look like a bit of a twat.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:51,
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I refuse to marry anyone who think's I'm 'cute'.
I'd only disappoint them horribly.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:01,
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I'm saving you from further disappointment in the future
Or you could just stop saying I'm cute.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:25,
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