Just back from fun with daughter,
now watching History of Scotland, then tidying house, washing hair and getting ready for Big Night Out for Lusty's birthday. We're going to a nightclub in Wankditch. It is likely to be a heavy one.

Have been teasing Lab about his frankly worrying obsession with 80s jazz-funk mediocrities Level 42 via the medium of text.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 13:49, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

you alright?
You sound...domesticated.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Not so. I'm drinking beer and not really doing anything sensible at all yet.
I'm cranking out Them Changes by Buddy Miles and trying to raise MD merchants from their beds to fuel the evening's lunacy.

You ok?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Oh try and have a good night out with the expense of that shit for Pete's sake.
You're old and skint. Behave.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Right.
a) I'm under instruction to arrange the 'catering' for several invitees
b) It won't cost me a penny

...unlike the drinking which will cost me a small fortune, but alcohol's OK (despite being considerably more expensive as well as much more unhealthy), right?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)

No, alcohol's a bastard and all

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)

In a sensible world I'd say I coul

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)

i hate thisd

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)

laptop

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)

in a sensible world i'd stay in altogether
and be a shit boyfriend, but I don't want to be that person.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Shurrup mizgob,
I hope you got her a clown with moving limbs from Lizzie Duke. Girls love those.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:28, Reply)

*takes notes*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)

ANd if you've not got time to personalise
get her a pendant saying No.1Nan
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I was going to customise a 'dad' ring with tippex.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:36, Reply)

And those pens you use when you pirate a CD

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)

My laptop keeps thinking I've got my finger held down on 'return' but I haven't.
(I mean 'enter' because return would mean I was from the 70s, right...)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Occasionally this one decides that Shift means I want to do some fucking weird shit
where everything highlights and nothing behaves properly - and it consistently jumps between lines with the cursor. fucking 'acer empowering technology' my arsehole.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Mine's Acer and all
and I know one day i'll wake up and it will be dead.
Sometimes an alarm goes off like I've stolen it.
¬_¬
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:33, Reply)

they should be called 'scheisse' instead

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Fucking right.
Seriously, when they're not broken they're just being cunty.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:40, Reply)

yeah.
Was tipsoid last night. Beers. Partook in YouTube disco with Bella and Amberl.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Was there a theme to last night's disco?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:15, Reply)

electronic and ska.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)

I fell asleep dead early

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Me too, about 9pm.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I was a bit later than that
but me and Tigger had been napping all day, due to my bowels and hypochondria.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Do you know any of Level 42?
Lindup in particular.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:00, Reply)

I wish.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:19, Reply)

There was this girl who used to be at our University and she was the image of him
I need to know if they're related.
I found an old 80s Now cassette when I was in the middle of splitting up with someone. It's Over by Level 42 came on and despite the acrimonious death throes, we had to piss ourselves laughing.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)

there's a '42 number for every occasion.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I prefer the 900 number.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)

'Unwind Yourself' innit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym7IOodKeWI
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Oh my god I just read the lyrics and I'm pissing myself.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)