Still probably more exciting than my day
Any new politics crushes?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:10, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I've been ill all day
and it's Sunday so nowhere to go and buy food and liquids.

Sadly no. I still reckon I might ruin Daniel Poulter a bit. Then I realised I don't like pet pigs
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:11, Reply)

I'm still hung up on Dan Jarvis this week
Damn him having children and a dead wife.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Pfft
*scrooge voice* 'are there no orphanages?'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:23, Reply)

We can but hope.
Children are so over rated.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:27, Reply)

^this
can't see the appeal at all.

On the plus side I smell delicious
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I'm sure you smell smashing.
But I disagree. I love kids. Always have.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:31, Reply)

I was a horrible kid
this may have prejudiced me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:40, Reply)

They're alright as long as you can give them back
and you don't have to give birth to them.

Or, as has happened to me this evening, they piss on you and then run away giggling.
(berk, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:42, Reply)