Shit shit shit!
Fucking hell darling, you OK?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 8:59, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's lovely of you to ask :-)
Am trying to deal with it so the better half can grieve but can't stop thinking about it. Almost glad to be at work to try and take my mind off it.

Good news about BB, how long are you going down for?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Until Tuesday.
Why was Blackpool so awful? Oh, how did the playlist go down?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Minibus didn't have an aux in port so I was stuck listening to a CD of musicals the other driver and her girlfriend compiled
which was not the best start. Judges didn't see fit to mark us. Flying Handbag was fun though. Drive back the next day was not!

Sorry, am dwelling on boring stuff which isn't going to get me anywhere. I assume you haven't served the boy with a restraining order from your brain then? ;-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Ugh, I wish I could.
He's stuck there. Like some kind of sexy squatter :(

I can't believe you couldn't listen to your playlist, the absolute bastards. I hope you intend to complain.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Sadly I am currently suffering from a massive wave of abject apathy
I shouldn't complain, I now have little or no need to see Legally Blonde: the musical.

A word of warning for your visit to Brighton; if he's Vegan, I'm assuming that he is, like yourself, a skinny bugger. Be careful that when you two are doing the rubbing against each other thing, you don't accidentally start a fire

/waistline envy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Pfft
I can definitely not be described as 'skinny' at the moment. I might have to just not eat until Friday. That sounds like a good idea actually.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:14, Reply)

You might find yourself somewhat lacking in energy for the weekend
which is something I assume you'll be keen to have
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:18, Reply)

I'll eat on Friday
And drink lots of Lucozade.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Lucky boy
It'll be like shagging the Duracell bunny
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Nah, I'm laying off the Red Bull.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:28, Reply)

*tries to think of less reputable brand of battery manufacturer*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Everready
fnarr fnarr
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:36, Reply)

For BB, I would be
Damn boy is insanely hot. And nice. And.... fucking stuck in my brain. Shitfrank.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:39, Reply)

How fucking dare he be nice AND hot
Women don't want those things

Do they?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:44, Reply)

How dare he be nice AND hot
And live stupidly far away!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Yeah that is a bit of a stumbling block
Just enjoy your long weekend and see how you feel at the end of it :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Shag-happy, I hope.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:02, Reply)

You never know, he might be hung like a squirrel
or phenomenally bad at cunnilingus, thereby making your decision easier
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Achem. I know the former isn't true.
As for the latter, we shall have to see. Although it would make my life easier if he was a crap lay.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I actually hope you have a fantastic time down there
and I'm pleased to see you're taking precautions re: assurances of girth
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:09, Reply)

It's better to be safe than sorry.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Haha, that sounded so sarcy.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Luckily I know Bella well enough to know that it wasn't

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:12, Reply)

It really wasn't!

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:14, Reply)

I know, just messin' =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:50, Reply)