True story, I once got wankered in a pub and took some herbal viagra from the toilet machine.
I didn't get a stiffy until I woke up the next morning on my mum's couch with two of her friends looking down on me, I was just in my pants with a bit of a boxers-tent.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:51, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Hahahaha!
Why would you take herbal viagra?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:13, Reply)

It was in a pub toilet machine and I was drunk.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:18, Reply)

That is OK then
I was drunk = good excuse for most things
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Deffo !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)

He knew he was staying at his mum's too.
It's all a bit Bert-y if you ask me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Good sleuthing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:20, Reply)

The pub was closer to hers than it was mine.
=(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)