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Airfix kits or a strap-on

(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:14, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Or, even better, an airfix strap-on
"I will consummate our marriage, darling, but I'm going to need a couple of hours and a small tube of superglue first"
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)
You'd have to be reeeeeally careful to make sure you trimmed all the bits of sprue off properly first though
otherwise there'd be potential for some seriously uncomfortable chafeage.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:32, Reply)
This is the sort of attention to detail that will be required to exploit the Airfix sex toys market

(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Also, you really don't want to be using superglue.
Poly cement will be uncomfortable, but won't stick flesh together. Superglue will.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)
Ah, what's the worst that could happen?
Seriously, let's speculate. This is fun.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Human centipede

(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:54, Reply)
Only in the event of a daisy chain

(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:58, Reply)
OK, well human centaur, then.
Only with six legs and both torsos inverted.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:01, Reply)
Hahahaha
That is the best mental image ever conjured in the history of B3ta
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:03, Reply)

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