yes
but if i ever get to the stage where i think that a fence for the garden is that something that makes my life better - or more better than lovely presents for the other half/family/friends, going out to hot bars and delicious restaurants, fancy haircuts, new clothes, shiny cars, even sponsoring a goat to go to school in africa - it will be time to reserve my zimmer frame at the old giffers home!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

That's because you don't have a garden
but I do, and I like being in it, and unfortunately when you have a garden and it contains a fence you're duty bound to look after said fence when it rots and starts to fall down.

So that's what I'm going to do, I'm also going to redecorate my spare room so when I go in there I can go "Awwww, what a nice spare room, I will enjoy my time in here, and am happy in the knowledge that the work I did here added value to my house rather than me quite literally pissing that money down the drain in some cunt filled bar".

But since I also occasionally spend time pissing money down the drain in cunt filled bars I don't really see the problem here.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:35, Reply)

How odd
I just watched a video of a guy pissing in a cunt. Money was probably exchanged afterwards.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)

which bit of you was he pissing in?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)

The space where my soul once resided.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)

sensible
watertight and fairly high capacity
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:49, Reply)

I can feel it sloshing around
Like a golden washing machine.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:50, Reply)

have you seen the video of a guy throwing a brick in a washing machine?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Yes

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:56, Reply)

I'm going to do that to you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:02, Reply)

I'm imagining a kind of chin waterfall.

( Kroney, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)