Yes, well, you have an advantage
In that I wouldn't hit you. I would attempt to end the fight by picking you up and putting you in a bin, which I imagine would be entirely doable
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:14, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Oh sadface.
You wouldn't really put me in a bin, would you?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Stick to your guns Darth
They'll give you the sad eyes and when you hesitate they'll kick you in the shins.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Yes. Shins.
Nowhere else.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:17, Reply)

I fucking would if you were clearly intent on hurting me, yes
My usual recourse with fighty girls would be to trip them up and sit on them but I fear you would snap like a twig
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:20, Reply)

But bins are icky.
Plus, I probably wouldn't try *that* hard to hurt you.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Depending on how much effort you put into hurting me I could maybe offer you a recyclng bin full of card an' that
go for the bollocks or the eyes and it's straight in the compost, however
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:24, Reply)

*makes notes*
What about kidney-punches?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:27, Reply)

If you can hurt any part of my stomach then you are strong enough to run away from

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:37, Reply)

What if she came at you with a bottle? Or knew Karate?
(see In Bruges for why this is fucking hilarious)
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:25, Reply)

If it's a deadly weapon then all bets are off
(seen it, awesome)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:37, Reply)