Do you and TGB fight over the remote when she wants to watch Eden and you want to watch Hollyoaks?
Do you wrestle and then her her comes undone and her glasses fall off and then you say "But TGB, you're beautiful" and then you kiss passionately and then go and have sex on Sexface' bed?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:57, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm only messin', I really don't care what goes on the telly, as long as I get my 'oaks, even then I don't mind missing it every now and then, then the rest of the time can have anything =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:59, Reply)

I'm sorry gonz, I like you and everything
but Hollyoaks is literally the worst thing on tv. and that includes Everybody Loves Raymond.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:01, Reply)

You're forgetting about the following shows, when listing the world's worst.
- Monk
- Columbo
- A Touch Of Frost / All those other english detective shows based around a small village in the middle of no where, where someone dies and "The Vicor", "The Harlot", "The one with a leather jacket" and "The one with no motive or means up until the final reveal" has done it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:10, Reply)

I have a secret liking of Midsomer Murders but I concede that it is shite.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:23, Reply)

still better than Hollyoaks

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:03, Reply)

I DON'T WEAR GLASSES ANYMORE

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Your hair is also too short to have been tied up but STOP SPOILING MY STORY
it was going to get really good, your were going to win the lottery and move to a little house raise pugs and chickens.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:19, Reply)