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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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You asked me, remember?
Darth can have you.

Over and over.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Pfft, fine
Be like that then. You mardy git.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:32, Reply)

What, you tell me to LTI, then say that you're over me, now you act like you care?
Either you care or you don't care.

If you don't then fine, I will just cry myself to sleep.

If you do, then let's make it work.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:36, Reply)

I was lying
Please don't LTI. Let's do this.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:40, Reply)

I'm all yours baby.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Woo!
So, where do you want to get hitched then?

Also, have you any good assets that I'd get in the event of your unfortunate demise?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:44, Reply)

My house.
My decks, my records, my videogame equipment, my books, my cufflinks and my Fiona Bruce shrine.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Score
I've got two cats and a massive collection of shoes. No incentive for you to kill me :)
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Which is of more value to you, the Mo Wax records or the Fiona Bruce shrine?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:52, Reply)

In terms of money or sentiment?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:53, Reply)

either.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Well, monetary would probably be the records
But I'd keep the Bruce shrine forever as a proxy-shrine to you.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:58, Reply)

That is so sweet.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:01, Reply)

I'm all sweetness and light, innit?
I thought that's why you were marrying me?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:10, Reply)

That and the other reasons.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Hey!
Like what?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:21, Reply)

Cute, pierced, redhead.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:22, Reply)

Oh *blushes*
You know my hair colour isn't natural, right?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:28, Reply)

I had no idea.
But you look great as a redhead, so it doesn't matter to me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:29, Reply)

Are you drunk again darling?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:31, Reply)

Stone cold sober.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:31, Reply)

Colour me flattered.
You panderer.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:35, Reply)

You started it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:37, Reply)

Nuh-uh, you started it
But I'm stopping it now. We don't want anyone reading this threat to vomit, honeybunch.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:39, Reply)

Uh, you started it with the marriage proposal.
And if we make people sick then I just don't care baby, not one bit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:41, Reply)

You two.
Get a room.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:42, Reply)

I'm vomiting already :(

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:43, Reply)

See? I told you we'd upset people
Now stop it, sweetcheeks.

EDIT: Although there's a good chance that Amberl's just jealous.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:45, Reply)

I'd be less sickened if this wasn't all the way over on the right of the page.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:47, Reply)

You're right.
You should start a new thread.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:47, Reply)

She's only human, my little meringue.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:48, Reply)

I know pumpkin
She just wants me all to herself.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:52, Reply)

like I said, only human.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:54, Reply)

Watch it though
If you get fat, I'm totally running off with her.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:58, Reply)

No chance of that.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:59, Reply)

Good
I lahve you just the way you are, sweetpea.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:07, Reply)

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