ask me about cookery, surfing or guitars and you will get a sensible answer
anything else and you are running a risk of getting nonsense back.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:09, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I played my guitar last night for 3 hours for the first time in months!
Fucking great it was too! My fingers hurt like fuck today though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

My skin seems to heal too quickly
so despite having regularly played guitar for *quick calculation* 16 years I haven't got callouses or anything, which means that whenever I play a gig I end up with shredded finger tips.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Mine normally harden up after a few days
Just dont get the chance to play very often and did last night so took it!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

mine really are soft
and I play pretty regularly. It's a bit of a pain
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:21, Reply)

superglue??

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)

wouldn't last
I tell you, I heal too fast
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Use your bone claws as plectrums then
You hairy Canadian bastard.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:25, Reply)

hahahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Buy a plectrum then you tight cunt

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)

If I were kind I'd assume you were making a joke
but I'm not so I'm going with you being a complete fucking idiot.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:18, Reply)

*sigh*
Of course I'm making a fucking joke. I used to play myself. Staggeringly, obscenely badly, which is why I gave up, and never talk about it.

You fucking prat

/Brick Top
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)

you fucking cunt

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:24, Reply)

I reckon I've watched Snatch Wars once a day at my desk for the last month
It's tragic really. As soon as someone finds me something better than that on YouTube maybe I can move on
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Taff Wars:
Much better.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Is that a real thing
and if so, why no linky?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:53, Reply)

You don't use a plecturm with both hands you thick cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Do you want a biscuit?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)

?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)

'Joey wants a biscuit'
(c) Joey Deacon's translator, Blue Peter c.1983
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:25, Reply)

*understands*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:26, Reply)