I'm going to open a ladies clothes shop
No, don't worry, I've not gone all Darth on you. This is strictly business.

I'm going to sell ladies clothing, but with all of the size labels replaced with the next size lower, so that an outfit with a size 10 label will actually be a size 12 etc.

The stuff will be flying out the door.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:23, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This is genius!
*buys gazillion shares in Fisters - driving home fashion*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:31, Reply)

if you adopt that tagline
I am definitely in
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I was quite proud of that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:16, Reply)

They all do this already.
It's a well known retail trick. Sorry to disappoint.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Christ
You mean my ex-wife was even fatter than I thought? You heartless bastard.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:45, Reply)

She was a right go-er though, eh lads?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Aye well good luck with that mate.
She was a right biffer.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:48, Reply)