Not nice enough to want to go there again.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:24, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It's nice and hot and next to water
not enough dog pounds for you, or something?
( Kroney, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)

i love madeira for an old biddy's holiday
i have membership of this scheme that means i get so many points to spend on free holidays every year (my dad bought them for us all when he sold our house in spain) and the madeira apartments are gorgeous and right up on the clifftop, the views are incredible. it's really sunny, amazing food, great swimming/catamarans/watersports and lovely walks. what's not to like?

the people are pretty ugly, admittedly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:30, Reply)

I found the place beyond dull.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Well, of course.
The Portuguese usually are, in my experience.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Yes they are
They also cheat at football

Therefore we should nuke them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Its the only way

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:16, Reply)

There is fuck all to do there.
I spent two weeks there, a week of it with a car so I've explored it quite throughly.

And my conclusion, is that the place is bent.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:31, Reply)

the same can be said of your trouser department
and yet you keep going back...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I went to the casino and won lots!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:06, Reply)