I'm going to go out on a limb now and not talk about pancakes.
Where is everyone going for holiday this year?

*runs fingers through your hair and frowns*
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:01, 122 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Don't know, looking for a last minute jobby in April
need to go somewhere hot
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:03, Reply)

An M&S Carrier bag will suffice for your jobby
/billyconnelylolz
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:16, Reply)

hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Tonight I'm booking tickets to Japan
Found some for £630 return, no lengthy flights or long stopovers, so will go for them.
Then I'll have to save up for accommodation, food and happyfuntiemz.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:03, Reply)

man I need a better paid job
I don't think I can afford a holiday until 2014
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:04, Reply)

All hail the credit card
Though I'll be able to pay that off before the 0% runs out, at which point I transfer it over to a new 0% card and keep throwing money at it until it dies.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Yeah rememeber you're talking to 7k credit card girl. I don't touch those things any more
Instead I actually buy things with cash. Apart from my eyes. I am saving for those. Stupid eyes.
When I finally pay my debt off though I'll be £200 a month richer and I will go on holiday somewhere fabulous and send you a postcard
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:08, Reply)

I'm about the same in debt
Though am managing mine somewhat. I want to get the flights now, and on the card insurance, hence my choice to use the CC.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Has your mate finally got round to confirming his attendance?

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Yes, thankfully
Hence booking tonight :)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Hooray!
*excites*
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I have been a couple of times
It can be very hard to find cheap accommodation. I stayed at inns and hostels and it was still quite expensive so shop about online before you leave. Have fun, its the only country I have ever been to where I didn't want to go home and started saving to go again as soon as I got back. I'm taking the kids there one day for definite. Where abouts are you going? I prefer Kyoto to Tokyo as you get a mix of the city life but a few miles up the road can be in old monasteries with no electricy and loads of beautiful buildings and the like.
( Peej, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Thanks for the tips
We're going to be staying hostels almost exclusively, look to be about £20-30 a night which is fine. Probably going to spend a week in Tokyo, then move on to Kyoto, maybe Nara too (not sure of the geography though).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)

If you're anything like me
then your an internet weirdo cross dresser that likes to follow young girls home from college and wait in the bushes outside their windows breathing heavily.

but you'll love Japan, promise.
( Peej, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:49, Reply)

...
Thanks, I'm sure I'll love it!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Japanese alt girls are gorgeous too ;)

( Peej, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:32, Reply)

here
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Haha!
Looks like a fun place.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:07, Reply)

It's full of tossers.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:08, Reply)

No, YOU leave the internet.

(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:12, Reply)

LTI

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Lost Time Incident?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Holiday?
I'll be lucky if I can take one at all this side of christmas, let alone go away for it. Stil, musn't grumble, etc. Where are you going?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Tenerife....again, with my nephew.
Just found out the factory is shutting for a week in September so I might fuck off somewhere then.

Next year.....MOTHERFUCKING SRI LANKHA.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Ok, I really am jealous now.
When are you off to Tenerife?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Mid may, back 2 days before the Tod bash.
I'll be nice and tanned. *preens*
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Just been to Spain for a week.
I think it may be my last holiday for quite some time. Life sucks at the moment.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Why Porky?

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Too much food, not enough exercise

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Pfft!

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Bastard.
*Cries* It's cos I is old you picks on me.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Croatia
in seven weeks and two daaaaaaays. *bounces*
(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Ooh, Croatia is nice
Which part are you going to?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Travelling round
Dubrovnik for a few days, hopefully the islands, then up to Split and Plitvice.
(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Sounds lovely
How good's your Croatian?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:17, Reply)

...non existent?
I always get a phrasebook before I go abroad anywhere though.
(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:20, Reply)

As you'd expect, they all speak excellent English out there
Just from my own experience, they do seem to really appreciate it if you can fumble out one or two phrases in Croatian, though.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Yeah, same as anywhere really
I'll almost certainly forget everything except 'please', 'thankyou' and 'Can I have a beer' though.
(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Except France
they fucking hate us whatever we do.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)

I dunno
When we hitchhiked through France the people were immensely kind and helpful. One of them even fed us. Apparently they don't have vegetarians over there though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:40, Reply)

With you speaking in your yokel Norfolk,
they probably didn't realise you were English.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:41, Reply)

This would be an excellent point
if I was from Norfolk
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Details, details

( Kroney, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:49, Reply)

They don't have vegetarians in Spain either
we saw a lovely little spectacle of two American veggies being fed a (free!) tapa that had ham in it. There was much horrified squealing.
The barman's reaction was great: he just shrugged and told them to eat round it.
(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Ha!
Gotta laugh at veggies now before I get home, innit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Argentina, if Ms Foxtrot gets her way. She wants to go around the time of her 30th, which makes it very hard for me to argue. Not that I have any particular wish to
Also, and this is BRILLIANT, in December there's a major Ballroom competition in DisneyLand Paris. FUCK YEAH

Also; Manchester (wedding), Latitude festival (somewhere in Suffolk), Todmorden (hopefully), Bradford (MDs and Bella-sex, don't tell her though)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Woo!

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Ballroom dancing in Disney land...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:19, Reply)

I NO RITE

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:29, Reply)

how old is your girl?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:42, Reply)

She'll be 30 in September
although I absolutely did not tell you that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:49, Reply)

goodness, she doesn't even look close to that

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I know, she's a babyface
Thank you for saying so, she'll be well pleased with that!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:01, Reply)

oh so you pass on the compliments
but not when we go on about how stupid she is to be a veggie, and how odd she must be to be with you.

Double standards!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:33, Reply)

not booked anywhere yet
but hopefully and in no particular order:

new york - long weekend
caribbean - 2 week break
madeira - 1 week break
family christmas holiday - tbc
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:17, Reply)

I wouldn't bother going to Madeira.
It's fucking bent there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Nice cakes, though.

( Kroney, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Not nice enough to want to go there again.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:24, Reply)

It's nice and hot and next to water
not enough dog pounds for you, or something?
( Kroney, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)

i love madeira for an old biddy's holiday
i have membership of this scheme that means i get so many points to spend on free holidays every year (my dad bought them for us all when he sold our house in spain) and the madeira apartments are gorgeous and right up on the clifftop, the views are incredible. it's really sunny, amazing food, great swimming/catamarans/watersports and lovely walks. what's not to like?

the people are pretty ugly, admittedly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:30, Reply)

I found the place beyond dull.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Well, of course.
The Portuguese usually are, in my experience.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Yes they are
They also cheat at football

Therefore we should nuke them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Its the only way

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:16, Reply)

There is fuck all to do there.
I spent two weeks there, a week of it with a car so I've explored it quite throughly.

And my conclusion, is that the place is bent.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:31, Reply)

the same can be said of your trouser department
and yet you keep going back...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I went to the casino and won lots!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Dunno about holidays
but I'm going to have a poke around Sutton Hoo this weekend, if that helps?

My life is a non-stop riot of excitement.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Nowhere
I don't have enough money so unless my family go on holiday, I'm not. I suspect they might go for a couple of weeks in the summer though, probably to Malta or Italy.

Alt: not surprised you're frowning. My hair needs a cut
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:21, Reply)

I'm going to Pancakes for pancakes with my friend pancakes

( Peej, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I never go anywhere, I suck at saving money
but I'm thinking hard on saving money to go to beauty school
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)

You are Frenchy AICMFP

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:31, Reply)

no, no
She is a beauty school drop out.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)

and I really don't want to be a drop out, it will be hard
But ima try
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Go for it K.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:45, Reply)

No big hols planned.
I don't like more than four days away.
Loads of little trips coming up that will keep me happy.

Hopefully going on a very long trip to a new home some time this year.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)

You're going to live in sin?

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)

sin's not new to her

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:37, Reply)

It's the only way, Blouse.
You can't go making a committment like marriage until you've done the daily grind with a dude.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Daily grind?
*daydreams*
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:40, Reply)

BLOUSE!
Take an imposition.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Weekly grind would be nice
In fact, frankly, I'd take monthly...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Slip something in his drink...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:16, Reply)

drink bumhole
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:26, Reply)

marriage?
OH MY GOD WHO GOT ENGAGED?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:43, Reply)

me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I like this

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:52, Reply)

I quite like it too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:53, Reply)

The Pancake Islands.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)

You've got a ticket to nowhere and you're late sunshine.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:40, Reply)

I've got a ticket to ride

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Do you care?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:43, Reply)

nope, not thinking twice either

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:45, Reply)

ticket chicken

*sings* my baby donkey, my baby donkey!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Todmorden, and possibly Knebworth
Aside from that, nowhere.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Have a week in St Ives in April
followed by a slightly more luxurious week in St Ives for my honeymoon in September.

I can't afford to go anywhere. By this time next year though I should have a van which I will have equipped with a bed and will be driving places, which will be ace.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:44, Reply)

www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2011/mar/03/how-to-cook-perfect-pancakes
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:52, Reply)

mr b3th and I don't really get holidays
on account of having a severely spoilt dog with major separation anxiety issues. He had to come with us last year on our honeymoon.

Actually, so did mr b3th's two children, their spouses, and his two grandchildren.

This year I have a very long weekend at the olds' in April, a week and a bit visit from some Amercan friends in September, and a shopping trip in Liverpool in December.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)

I'm going to Aus for a month later in the year.
It's about fucking time I had some adventure.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)

I read that as going to Aids

Also, I read 'kitchen' as 'knickers' earlier.

I think I have problems.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:01, Reply)

My sympathies for the Aids in your knickers.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:03, Reply)

I only have marital aids in my knickers

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:06, Reply)

I like your style.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:06, Reply)

I read that 'I'm going to Anus for a month later: in the the rear'


I didn't really.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:11, Reply)

I'd quite like to visit Uranus some time.
Vigorously, with a 15" black rubber cock.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Well my 'door' is always open for you, Noel.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Haha, oh man, she must be into all kinds of dirty stuff to travel that far.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:21, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Yup.
Nice person too, which helps.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Haha, nice one, I'm pleased for you =)
What is, £15 a DVD? Two for £25?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Have you got a Bluray writer?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:47, Reply)

I cannot actually see my going on holiday for the next six years minimum.
On a more positive note, I had a dream so depressing and bleak last night that when my alarm woke me up I was about to hang myself with my belt.

Woo yeah!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:13, Reply)

I had a dream about Katy Perry
FYI
( Kroney, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:15, Reply)

In your dream
did she have an attractive figure but an at-best mediocre face, and horrific taste in men?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:16, Reply)

I can't argue the horrific taste in men, in fact it gives me hope,
but facially, dark hair and blue eyes do it for me. She's pretty enough.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)

She's pretty 'meh'.
Let's agree on that. I also agree that dark hair on 'da layteez' is the best.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:21, Reply)

I would fuck the tits off her

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I agree with you here
and above. She has a touch of Coulthard around the chin
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:28, Reply)

dangerwanks FTW

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:16, Reply)

I woke up and thought 'I wonder if you can get Kung Fu on DVD?'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Five knuckle death wank finishing move

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:17, Reply)