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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm celebrating with a 2-1 win over Portsmouth.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:51, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Yes,
but are you celebrating by letting a woman cook you dinner?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:55, Reply)
Sadly not.
Although I did buy my half-time pie from a woman, I can't only speculate if she put it in the oven herself.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:57, Reply)
She probably did
Whilst complaining about period pains and being oppressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:58, Reply)
She appeared to have slightly greasy hair and there were fewer Yorkie bars on display than usual.
I think you're onto something.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:00, Reply)
Could she not get near the microwave
because of a slightly bloated, period infested tummy?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:05, Reply)
I don't know, I'd have asked her but she was DEAD SNAPPY with me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:06, Reply)
I'm not surprised, frankly.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:08, Reply)
Maybe it was because you were being a terrible cunt?
and was nothing to do with periods or hormones at all?
(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:08, Reply)
No, it's always to do with periods and hormones
and not swallowing.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:16, Reply)
Your personal win?
pfft. Like you could run around for 90 minutes!
(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:56, Reply)
I was the 12th man.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:57, Reply)
I was just about to protest
when I realised that football teams only have 11 players. It's rugby that has 15.

I'll shut up now.
(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:01, Reply)
He could if he were chasing a spaniel.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:57, Reply)
In one of these maybe?
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/fury-over-padded-bikinis-for-pets-201004152643/
(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:00, Reply)
That would compliment my 'Speedo's for Peados' range quite nicely.
*To the beach!*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:03, Reply)
Speedos for paedos?
what's so special about them, then - do they have some kind of sweetie-filled peephole?
(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:05, Reply)
They come with a special pocket that'll keep sweets dry
And also a map to the woods so you can show children when to go to see the non-existent puppies.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:07, Reply)
HMHB lols.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:08, Reply)
:)
Correct!

What did God give us Neil? God gave us life Nigel. Sure did.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:09, Reply)
1-2-3-4, John the Baptist knows the score.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:12, Reply)
You're a terrible human being, you know that?

(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:13, Reply)
*BEAMS*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:14, Reply)
Hahahahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:03, Reply)

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