No reply off textgirl then?

(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:17, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

:(
She was probably busy preparing food for Internation Women's Day and hasn't had time.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:22, Reply)

oooh
is she cheap and pikey too?

i really should quit this. someone other than jeff is going to think i mean it. and i only partly mean it. in the context of the first 3 dates or so. /wanders off muttering to self in manner of nutter or similar
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:23, Reply)

She is the cheapest pikey you'll ever come across.
I'll bet she is waiting until she can buy some 'top up credit' or whatever it's called before coming back to me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:34, Reply)

how positively vile
dump her and get someone better
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:36, Reply)

Aww, that's superlame
I feel bad for pestering you in to doing it now :(
(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:24, Reply)

When are you playing tennis next?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:25, Reply)

It's very difficult to play tennis during International Wimmin's Week
Due to all the cooking and baking and fetching slippers malarkey.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:28, Reply)

Thursday
I refuse to be badgered in to blatantly getting rejected though.
(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:31, Reply)

You just let me contact text-girl but get nothing in return.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:33, Reply)

Well if I'd thought she was going to be rude I wouldn't have pestered you in to doing it
I'm not that mean you know, to deliberately let you in for an emotional kicking.
Whereas I know he'll say no, so there's no point in even asking.
(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:37, Reply)

How do you know he'll say no?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:49, Reply)

Well I don't KNOW
but it's an educated guess.
(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:52, Reply)

Bollocks.
What have you got to lose? If he says yes, awesome. If he says no, slight embarrassment but at least you tried. Plus he might do that all embarrassed shuffley stuff that means he said no but meant yes but was too awkward to admit it and will die alone in a bungalow filled with crusty Kleenex and pictures of Cheryl Cole.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:57, Reply)

You're as bad as Jeff
and I am spectacularly bad at taking my own advice. I really don't think it's a good idea to ask, I want to be able to go to tennis every week and have a laugh, not feel like a prize idiot.

EDIT - well I often feel like a prize idiot for playing like a total spacker. In this instance I meant feeling like a prize idiot for making a spectacle of myself by asking out someone who blatantly won't be interested.
(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:59, Reply)

+ Until berk hits 60
When she'll go on that Simon Cowell talent show and dazzle everyone with her performance of 'I dreamed a dream'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 0:01, Reply)

Oh god I hope Simon Cowell will be dead long before I turn 60
also, I can't sing worth a damn.
(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 0:05, Reply)

You sound like me,
I spend a lot of time trying to justify my state of misery by pointing out that 'I'm not pessimistic, I'm an optimist in posession of the facts'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:59, Reply)