Oh, now that's not fair.
I haven't once made reference to your massive norks and 28/7 working day on account of the occasion of today being all about wimmin and stuff. No, siree.

This is a joke, like on Top Gear.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:24, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

shush it and hand over the scrotum
berk has a fantasy we need to fulfil
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:25, Reply)

I wouldn't say fantasy
more idle curiousity. Testicles are such odd looking things, and they're clearly made out of spare elbow skin.
(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:30, Reply)

my friend's bf only has one testicle
the other is fake. she is desperate to know which, but can't bring herself to ask. apparently they both feel like "squash balls".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:31, Reply)

Hahahahaha
aren't squash balls fairly hard though?! I'm sure that's not a good way for a healthy testicle to be.
(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:33, Reply)

and quite large for a testicle
was my own thought on the matter!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:35, Reply)

I have done the whole self examination thing several times, and found lumps.
Each time I have been referred to hot female doctors. This is not necessarily a good thing.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:37, Reply)

I imagine there are both pros and cons, yes.

(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:38, Reply)

Pros: Hot lady doctors..
Cons: Hot lady doctors. Trying to wriggle out of your trolley in some kind of dignified manner on a horizontal bed is not easy.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:43, Reply)

Look, berk is about 200 miles away from me.
If I hand it over, it's gonna go dryer and wrinklier. Also, I'll probably forget to to put a stamp on so she'll have to pay the postage.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:32, Reply)

it's worth it
she says, darkly
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:35, Reply)