Especially if you've been using it to cut chillies

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 10:56, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I use a different axe for cutting chillies
It's smaller for accuracy and grace, and balanced for throwing into the face of the first Wag that shrieks "Do you know who the fuck I am?!"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Ooh, can I borrow it?
I've got a colleague who has done just about everything short of saying "Don't you know who I am?"

I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but I find him kind of grating.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Get them a name tag or one of those things you put on your desk

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:03, Reply)

David Courtney?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD2vypDqxUo
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I don't cut chillies with my knob

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)

pussy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:03, Reply)

I doubt one of those has a sharp enough edge to cut chillies.

(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)