I was not aware of any Irish Man Utd gay players
Where does this info come from? Gaz please!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:05, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Well look at him
Yes, that's it. There were rumours linking him with Will Young a while ago, and also the suggestion that he was singled out because his surname rhymes with "O'Gay", but my Gaydar is generally highly accurate. Dean Ashton, he's another one, not that he's exactly a professional footballer any more.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:08, Reply)

He did look a bit camp, I'll give you that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:09, Reply)

When he played at Norwich there were two distinct camps (no pun intended)
those who were so enamoured with his footballing ability as to refuse to believe the rumours about him and Jason Shackell in the showers, and the non-homophobic population of Norfolk who were not in the least surprised when said rumours surfaced. All three of us.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:13, Reply)

"my Gaydar is generally highly accurate"
You do yourself NO FAVOURS, you know that?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I know
I have decided I don't care. Especially not today
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

*hugs*

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Thanks honey xx

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:13, Reply)

You're a man.
How big a bag can I take to Brighton without looking like an image-obsessed girlpants?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:21, Reply)

how long are you going for?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Friday - Tuesday
I have too many clothes and I'm terribly indecisive.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Take everything you want
and make him deal with it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)

for that many days you can go for a medium-sized bag
a full on suitcase is too much, but you can away with more than just a rucksack
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)

I'm not sure I can survive with a medium sized bag.
Ugh, someone needs to do my packing for me.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:32, Reply)

if you bring all your stuff here and pay me
then I'll do it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:32, Reply)

If he lives in Brighton he might be a fashionista himself
He should understand
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:34, Reply)

He's not
He's a punk :(
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Oh dear
Well there's no point packing light and spending the whole time wishing you'd brought this and that.

Aren't you planning to spend most of your time there naked?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Well, yes
But I have to pack for gigs, going out and generally looking hot too.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Asking him for an itinerary to plan against is probably a bit weird
The only answer is to pak two outfits for every day, including a couple of base items like jeans and skirts than you can combine with varying different tops, etc
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Thanks Gok

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Any time, darling

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:49, Reply)

That was my plan.
I wish I didn't have this many clothes sometimes. Now I have to decide what to wear tonight. I hate being a girl.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Do you really think we don't have the same dilemmas?
Right, guys?

*tumbleweed*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:50, Reply)

I hate trying to look good with flat shoes.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:53, Reply)

That was a slightly odd statement
I assume this is related to your unwillingness to wear heels at a gig
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Yes.
It's utterly impossible. Which is crap, because I love heels.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Bugger
How about ankle boots with a kittenheel?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:03, Reply)

No, kitten heels can GTFO.
Sky-high or nothing. Anyway chick, I'm watching PMQs so I'm going to toddle off for some lunch, I might be back on later. x
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Rock'n'roll
Speak later honey xx
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:08, Reply)

He's married though
If I was putting money on anyone it would be Gerard Pique
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)

So was Barrymore.

( Kroney, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Wasn't Elton John married?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Well Barrymore claims he's bisexual
and Elton John is just a cunt
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:23, Reply)

I don't know, the only time I'm aware of him voluntarily going near a woman
was his duet with Kiki Dee.
( Kroney, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:23, Reply)

He was.
For four years.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:25, Reply)

That was a long duet. Must have been horrendous.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)

it was horrendous
and I only heard a few minutes of it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)

He was, as was Mercury I think

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:25, Reply)

I seem to recall that Freddie Mercury may have been married as well
edit: nope, just in a long relationship with a woman for a while
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:25, Reply)

That's ringing a bell here.
So what have we learned?

Homos Gaylords are sneaky.

Edited for political correctness.
( Kroney, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:26, Reply)