"NakedApe is one of only three people ever to be scored 8 out of 10 by Darth Foxtrot for a gay jibe. Only one person has ever managed a 9"
That should do it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Best report ever, who got 9 and for what?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Top of the Pops
We need a hit parade
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Monty got the 9, he's also one of the other 8's, so is basically winning
It was something along the lines of striking through my statement "I've been subjected to a one in-one out policy on my DVDs by Ms Foxtrot" as follows;

DVDs anus
Ms Foxtrot a stream of nameless homosexuals in my local park

I realise the self-defeating futility of replicating a gay jibe made at my expense but that was an absolute pearler and I might as well be able to laugh at myself, it's the only way I'll ever be in agreement with you lot
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:43, Reply)

I bow down to this strikethrough punnage

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)

He has his lucid moments
when he very occasionally surfaces from his Alzheimer's
( Kroney, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:53, Reply)

+MDs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:55, Reply)