I was 11, so was she
We were at a Quasar in Wigan, I'd been 'going out' with her for a few days. Her best mate came over to me and said 'Laura wants to meet you'.

I was thoroughly confused at this, and pointed out I already knew you. After a couple of minutes, it turned out she meant she fancied a snog. I won't lie, I was nervous as hell when I first kissed her, but it was pretty ace. I don't think she was impressed with me shooting her, laughing, and running off after we'd finished though...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

'....then we all went round Neil Buchanan's for tea by which I mean my evening meal
because I am an ee-up-me-duck George Formby northern helmcheese with an outdoor lavvy and hot and cold running Hovis'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Not bad, but you've made a couple of mistakes
If I have a choice, it's Warburtons every time, and Neil was on tour at the time...

Also, if your Hovis runs, you should really eat it before it gets that mouldy.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Don't lie*, you just dip it in dripping, deep fry it for an hour
then add it to your breakfast munchy box.

*oops
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Don't what?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Step on my blue suede shoes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:15, Reply)

You are Paul Shane/Ted Bovis and his dreadful rendition of this on Pebble Mill (at one).
Sorry - it was 'You've lost that loving feeling' that he murdered.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJvGdOC6D1Y
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:17, Reply)

A classic clip.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:20, Reply)

It really is dreadful.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:23, Reply)

It must be a Northern thing
AA is the same age as me and yet there are no identifiable points of contact between my childhood and his. For a start all my siblings are real.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:02, Reply)

As are mine
I just like to keep Monty happy, I hear he soils himself when people disagree with him
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:04, Reply)

'Course they are.
*pats head*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:06, Reply)

His siblings were real
But all met tragic ends at' early age downt' mines.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:20, Reply)