I don't recall
Probably stubbed my toe, an injury where the pain is massively disproportionate to the damage done.

Alt: Small modern apartment in the city, plus a castle in the countryside.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:14, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I stubbed my two smallest toes once fucking hard
Everyone called me a wimp. later that day I removed my sock and the front 3" of my foot was purple and swollen and I couldn't move my toes.

That showed them
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Yowch

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:16, Reply)

yeah, stupid attic room in a little thatched cottage with a brick chinmey coming through the uneven floor

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:17, Reply)

You fuck with your toes?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)

His missus once admitted a love for Toad in the Hole
And he misunderstood...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Easy mistake...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)

That's her pet nickname for him

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)

They are bigger than my penis :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:27, Reply)