Well you're all quiet.
I got bitten by a hot pan of ghee last night. When was the last time you injured yourself?

Alt: Would you rather live in a small house near to stuff or a big one, very far away?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:48, 89 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

A small one far away.
It's been my dream since I was young.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)

What, the worst of both worlds?
Ideally, I'd want a big house very near to everything. But with a big enough garden that it feels isolated.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:51, Reply)

No point me rattling about in a big house on my own.
Be a bugger to heat as well.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Somewhere in Chelsea, then?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Hmm, bit too isolated. Somewhere near St James' Park
That big house with the clock looks quite nice.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Oh, it looks lovely, nice view from the tower and all,
Although every day you'd have to put up with a load of camera-bearing forrins asking if they can have a look round.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)

I'd like Mick Jagger's old house on Cheyne Walk, please.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)

What do you take me for, an estate agent?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)

You live in the fucking north, so you are living the dream already.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)

I have every intention of quoting that out of context in future

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

hahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Even I didn't think it'd be useful that quickly

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:07, Reply)

dream nightmare
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

*shudders*
The North, Vippers. Imagine actually living there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:06, Reply)

I would like to quote one Montesque Boyce, professing his disdain for the South;
"You live in the fucking north, so you are living the dream already."
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:07, Reply)

I am lucky enough that I can't even imagine living there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)

*sticks out tongue*

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)

As mentioned earlier, I got some badly bruised ribs at a gig last night.
However, I appear to be on a one-woman mission to destroy myself. At the moment I have: a cut on my foot (fell over), a cut on my knee (fell over again), a completely bashed in other knee (fell over repeatedly), a burn on my hand, and a few random cuts on my hands (not sure where they came from).

Alt: Small house, definitely. I couldn't handle living outside a city.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)

I thought you lived in Bradford?

(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:06, Reply)

And?
I'm ten minutes from most things I need.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)

I was planning to deride your use of 'city' in the same sentence as 'Bradford'
but I've just googled and Bradford isn't as small as I thought it was.

So I'll shut up now.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Heh, cheers :)

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Small near everything.
That's what I've got at the moment.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)

how has nobody seen this strikethrough opp
near
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)

You've seen my flat.
You know my answer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)

I'm constantly injuring myself
big one, far away, but near my mates
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)

You're a surfer dude, right? Check out this Kickflip.
video.mpora.com/watch/DWyiPYKu9/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I am, I surf a longboard* though
I saw that a couple of days ago, and stuck it on my facebook.

pretty impressive though, and thanks


*like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi8qbyK4e40

ok, not quite like that. Joel Tudor is a god.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Ace =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:30, Reply)

I injured myself last night by downing a beer,
two bottles of red wine, half a bottle of white and then a large brandy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)

*applause*

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Good mid-week effort there Boyce.
How was the food?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)

I badly bruised a knuckle on my left (non-wanking) hand by punching a wall
It was a moment of ludicrous idiocy brought on by frustration at the end of another glorious dance practice with Ms Foxtrot.

Alt: what Bella said. And please try to refrain from comments about Norwich isn't exactly a vibrant, thriving metropolis. It's beneath you. Well, most of you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Congratulations on the forethought there.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Cheers darlin'
I dished out enough jibes about Norwich's insignifiance when I moved here to be familiar with all of them.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)

I didn't mean that, I meant using your left hand to twat a wall.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Hahaha

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Last time I punched something in frustration, I broke a door (shitty plywood affair)
The time before, I broke my knuckle.

I don't punch things in anger any more...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)

small one near stuff definitely
although when I get a bit older I'd probably prefer a big place in the country. I'd have both if I won the lottery.
I came off my bike on monday and smashed my leg in to the handlebar. I have an epic bruise there now. :(
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:58, Reply)

*dreams*
thechive.com/2011/02/23/its-wednesday-you-should-get-away-25-hq-photos/beautiful-landscape-wallpaper-21/
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)

If you want to live in a shack somewhere cold
You could just move in with AA
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)

The view.....look at the view.

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Needs more sharks and helicopters
and bikini babes with AK47's and giant robots and laser shows, pew!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Philistine!

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)

She's further North than me.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:12, Reply)

But she doesn't live in a shack...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Neither do I

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Yes you do

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Nahh
My last place was closer to a shack, and that was still a half decent house.

The house I'm in at the minute is fantastic.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:16, Reply)

You live here:
www.yourlocalweb.co.uk/images/pictures/07/67/the-hovis-mill-macclesfield-75051.jpg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)

That's now a set of 'luxury' flats, 30 seconds round the corner from me

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Does the warm smell of baking bread cover the stench of poverty?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Evidently you can't read, so I'll just agree in order to sate you.
And I wouldn't say Macclesfield was rife with poverty, not where I live anyway. The hoodlums at the other end of town might be an issue, but I don't go there.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:27, Reply)

North = poverty
That's why they all vote Labour, from their mineshaft hovels
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Nope
www.guardian.co.uk/politics/constituency/1104/macclesfield

Not had a Labour seat in Macclesfield since before 1945.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:29, Reply)

stalk much

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Missed the key fucking word there, sorry

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)

You shouldn't say where people live in real life.
A responsible person would delete that.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:36, Reply)

You make a good point, and as such I have deleted

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:36, Reply)

You bastard; it's too late, i'm on my way there now with my hammers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:52, Reply)

I'd love to see thisl
www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/inside-glacier-caves-17-photos
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Those are some beautiful pics

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Sausage fat on my hand

I'd like a combination please, a smallish house on some sort of area of large grass plains...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)

I skinned my index finger on a cupboard door and now it stings when I try to put my hand in my pocket.
alt: I prefer small places, they're easier to manage and cheaper to run. So, a small place near stuff but also near the sea.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Actually, I've been pretty good recently, not really been injured since my last gig
Although the last time I injured myself, it was due to attempting an odd party trick, in which I headbutt a sign halfway up a lamppost, turning the light off.

It's entertaining when I get it right, painful when I get it wrong. Last time I got it wrong, I jumped too late, and the bottom edge of the sign hit me in the top of the skull. Bled a bit, not good.

Alt: Now I've lived in both, I'd say small house.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)

I'm always banging into furniture and stuff and I'm rarely without a bruise somewhere.
Big girl lols.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I don't recall
Probably stubbed my toe, an injury where the pain is massively disproportionate to the damage done.

Alt: Small modern apartment in the city, plus a castle in the countryside.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)

I stubbed my two smallest toes once fucking hard
Everyone called me a wimp. later that day I removed my sock and the front 3" of my foot was purple and swollen and I couldn't move my toes.

That showed them
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Yowch

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:16, Reply)

yeah, stupid attic room in a little thatched cottage with a brick chinmey coming through the uneven floor

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:17, Reply)

You fuck with your toes?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)

His missus once admitted a love for Toad in the Hole
And he misunderstood...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Easy mistake...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)

That's her pet nickname for him

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)

They are bigger than my penis :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:27, Reply)

I'm always running into things.
alt: small near to stuff, only because I hate getting home and realising I've forgotten something.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Big one near to stuff.
Like I'm in now, but less rickety.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)

a lovely big cheshire mansion
please. i have seen one that has an olympic sized heated pool in the basement, you know the kind where steam rises off the surface, and there is a motherfucking bendy slide from the changing rooms on the ground floor STRAIGHT INTO THE POOL! or you could just gimme the £18,000,000 and i'll buy it myself, ta.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)

it'd cost you 18million a day to keep an olympic sized pool heated

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:27, Reply)

who cares?
lampers is buying!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Wilmslow?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:29, Reply)

bit close to the family
just outside prestbury will do.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Ahh, fair enough!
Footballers ahoy!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Haha, you're welcome
I thought maybe you'd prefer that kind of padding to an actual dvd case.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Have you got shares in Percy Pigs?
Percy Pigs are lovely.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:32, Reply)

I did buy her some Percys
but then I realised she's a veggie and they have pork gelatin in, so I had to eat them myself. It was a real hardship.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:40, Reply)

And then used Always Ultras instead.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I don't know about you
but I would be deeply disappointed (and not a little weirded out) if the surprise in my surprise parcel was sanitary towels...
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)

you were absolutely right!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:37, Reply)