a lovely big cheshire mansion
please. i have seen one that has an olympic sized heated pool in the basement, you know the kind where steam rises off the surface, and there is a motherfucking bendy slide from the changing rooms on the ground floor STRAIGHT INTO THE POOL! or you could just gimme the £18,000,000 and i'll buy it myself, ta.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:25, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

it'd cost you 18million a day to keep an olympic sized pool heated

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:27, Reply)

who cares?
lampers is buying!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Wilmslow?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:29, Reply)

bit close to the family
just outside prestbury will do.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Ahh, fair enough!
Footballers ahoy!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Haha, you're welcome
I thought maybe you'd prefer that kind of padding to an actual dvd case.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Have you got shares in Percy Pigs?
Percy Pigs are lovely.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:32, Reply)

I did buy her some Percys
but then I realised she's a veggie and they have pork gelatin in, so I had to eat them myself. It was a real hardship.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:40, Reply)

And then used Always Ultras instead.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I don't know about you
but I would be deeply disappointed (and not a little weirded out) if the surprise in my surprise parcel was sanitary towels...
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)

you were absolutely right!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:37, Reply)