You are stuck between a rock and a hard place.
To what level do you wish your little princess to be educated? At least give the system a chance, she may fit in and be happy (quite important). It is unlikely that her mum will be able to educate her beyond the level of retard, and you can be damn sure that if you try to step in with some of your family's massive overeducation, that will cause a storm.

If school does not fulfil her educational need, then think about home schooling. If nothing else, your daughter will come out of school, ready to run a plantation.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:02, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

this is the best post I have read today

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Anyone who can read will be able to teach a kid to the age of 7 or 8.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)

I stand corrected by the resident rapist
Yeah, anybody who can read, can teach.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)

And if the mental ex can read
Then she arguably shouldn't be on benefits due to 'partial sightedness'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:14, Reply)

She can teach her to read Monty's texts on his phone

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)

it is a totally bollocks statement
it is not at all easy to teach a child how to read. i should know, i try to do it every friday with one who is already capable of reading up to a 5 year old level!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I'm amazed that a "qualified solicitor" can only read up to a 5 year old level

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)

you should see some of the people i have on the other side
you wouldn't be surprised at all, never mind amazed.

but you can borrow my cashmere coat if you like, it must get bloody draughty up there on your high horse sometimes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Also, Bartleby is clearly using what we like to call sarcasm.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Thanks Al, I didn't want to point that out.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)

it wasn't your statement i was saying was bollocks though - i was agreeing with you and your sarcasm
it is not easy to teach a child to read, mostly because most of the little fuckers don't want to learn!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)

My 10 year old nephew is just starting to get ahead of me maths wise : (

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)