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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:30, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

That woman must have a fanny like a wind tunnel

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:34, Reply)

It'd be like parking your tricycle in an aircraft hanger
that was full of other mens spunk, and AIDS
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)

An aircraft hangar full of spunk would be quite a sight
in a slightly Ghostbusters 2 way. Assume all the spunk was from gay men. Everyone knows they have pink spaff
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)

That would explain your comment about giving a pink pearl necklace the other day!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Would this be the comment that you just made up in your own head?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Nothing explains my head :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:45, Reply)

explains my gives me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Just to return to this point,
how long do you think it would take to fill an aircraft hanger with spunk? Cos I'm pretty sure we could sell that as some kind of modern art. Say we put a team of B3tans to work (as if any of us have anything better to do) in shifts around the clock. How long would it take to produce sufficient cock-yoghurt?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:48, Reply)

This might answer your question:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkcCYQEKWE0
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:50, Reply)

hahahahaha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Doesn't

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Don't you remember anything from school?
"If it takes one man approximately 100 years to fill a bath with his own ejaculate, how long would it take the same man to fill a volume equivalent to [some large number of] baths?"
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)

No
It was much longer ago for me, remember
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:00, Reply)

The average ejaculation is 5ml
The average aircraft hanger has a volume of X, you do the math
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Three things
a) X is not a number, I need to know what it represents
b) In this country we call it "maths"
c) Do it yourself, you're good at this or something, aren't you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Additional:
You're just looking for an excuse to watch a number of us masturbate, aren't you?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:54, Reply)

No, and that brings me to my next point
In order to fill the aircraft hangar with spunk in time to cash in on its artistic properties before we're all old and withered, it may be necessary, based on the size and capacity of the average human scrotum, to amend the plan slightly, as follows;

+animals
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)

So, you want to watch us masturbate alongside several tribes of randy chimpanzees?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Not quite
alongside
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)