Why not get over your massive failure to ask out Tennis Coach
and watch some Father Ted?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Stop trying to guilt trip me for not asking him!
it's working. Shut up.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Seriously, Father Ted.
It's funny, watch it.

It'll take your mind off your failure to ask out tennis-bloke, watching a collection of single, celibate priests
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:45, Reply)

No. I'm going to listen to Pulp and read my book
and stop talking to you because you're making me feel horribly regretful and guilty.
I can't even say 'oh yeah, well, I'll totally ask him next week' because I know I bloody well won't.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Sorry.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:52, Reply)

I bet you're not :P

(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:54, Reply)

I bet you're not either.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:56, Reply)

I'm not what?

(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Not, not talking to me!
And I was right!

*BEAMS!*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Meh, smartypants.

(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Text him for some spurious reason

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Don't have his number
I'm too chicken-shit even to ask for that.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:57, Reply)

You need an excuse.
It's well easier to chat someone up by email/text.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:00, Reply)

It is, you're right
*plots*
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:05, Reply)

(Once you get his number) Text him the following.
'Dreamy Coach, I luv you. I'd give you hand relief but I'm suffering with tennis elbow LOL*'

He'll be like putty.

*Sorry, I don't know how to write a full text message in that weird language the kids use.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:00, Reply)

I'm sickened and disappointed
that you think I'd ever - EVER! - use txt spk.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:02, Reply)

I don't know how the youth of today speak.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:03, Reply)

When have I ever given you occasion to think
that I might text like that, though? I don't even text like that when I'm drunk, and you know it.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Maybe you're trying to impress him by being down with the kids?
Either way, without his number, you can't text him anyway.

So get his number.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:08, Reply)

1) he's older than me
2) I don't think I could bear to date someone who actually used text speak to any degree because I would want to take their phone and hammer out their eyeballs with it.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:11, Reply)

That seems fair enough.
So, all that remains is getting his number then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:17, Reply)

*sigh*

s'pose so.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Why not try and find him on FaceSpace?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:19, Reply)

I have to admit
I have facestalked him a teeny tiny bit. But I can't just add him out of the blue, that'd be weird.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:22, Reply)

When you say 'teeny tiny bit'
What you mean is 'I've Facestalked him'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Well I found him and had a look at his profile pictures once
I would say that qualifies as a teeny tiny bit. It's not like I'm on there every day or owt, wistfully peering at his photo.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:26, Reply)

I'll bet you've set it as your wallpaper.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:27, Reply)

No.
Again, that would be weird.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:29, Reply)