I miss a few of my university mates
haven't really seen anything of them since I got together with Mrs V, partly due to the circumstances of that, and partly because I'm shit at keeping in touch. My very hot, gothy, tattooed and splendid housemate Kim is particularly missed.

while I like breasts, I'm more of an arse man.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:28, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You promised you'd set me up with Kim*
*Might be a lie and some serious wishful thinking on my part
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:30, Reply)

she's got a bloke
and I haven't seen her for about a year and a half.

I have seen her pierced nipples though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Find her, verify she's still stunning, split them up and send her to me please
Objectificationlolz.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I know where she is, and that she is still stunning
she is probably also more tattooed by now.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Labs - time to get your girl stalker hat on!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:42, Reply)

it's not hard
he has her name and they are both my friends on facebook
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:43, Reply)

However I really don't care enough to-
WOAH SHE'S HOT!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)

This is made funnier by the fact her profile picture is of a weird dog thing
That may have been the first time I've been on facebook this year
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:47, Reply)

he's been taking tips from Jeff

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Is it?
STALKER!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:50, Reply)

i wanted to go look at hot goth girls too

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:57, Reply)

That's what Suicide Girls is for
And Bizarre magazine.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:02, Reply)

I'm too poor to buy anything more expensive than love it.
OMG new magazine came out yesterday *runs to newsagents*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:05, Reply)

I think it is a polar bear

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Disappear and fade into the white

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:55, Reply)

I know that look of fear

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:24, Reply)

more of man
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:33, Reply)