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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Today I'm feeling a bit introspective and nostalgic
Remembering the Good Old Days, and those who are gone but not entirely forgotten.

Who do you miss, both IRL and on b3ta? Who do you wish would post again, and who are you glad to see the back of?

Alt: Boobs or bums?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:25, 209 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I miss a few of my university mates
haven't really seen anything of them since I got together with Mrs V, partly due to the circumstances of that, and partly because I'm shit at keeping in touch. My very hot, gothy, tattooed and splendid housemate Kim is particularly missed.

while I like breasts, I'm more of an arse man.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)
You promised you'd set me up with Kim*
*Might be a lie and some serious wishful thinking on my part
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:30, Reply)
she's got a bloke
and I haven't seen her for about a year and a half.

I have seen her pierced nipples though.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)
Find her, verify she's still stunning, split them up and send her to me please
Objectificationlolz.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)
I know where she is, and that she is still stunning
she is probably also more tattooed by now.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:40, Reply)
Labs - time to get your girl stalker hat on!

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:42, Reply)
it's not hard
he has her name and they are both my friends on facebook
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:43, Reply)
However I really don't care enough to-
WOAH SHE'S HOT!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)
This is made funnier by the fact her profile picture is of a weird dog thing
That may have been the first time I've been on facebook this year
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:47, Reply)
he's been taking tips from Jeff

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:48, Reply)
Is it?
STALKER!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:50, Reply)
i wanted to go look at hot goth girls too

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:57, Reply)
That's what Suicide Girls is for
And Bizarre magazine.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:02, Reply)
I'm too poor to buy anything more expensive than love it.
OMG new magazine came out yesterday *runs to newsagents*
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:05, Reply)
I think it is a polar bear

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:51, Reply)
Disappear and fade into the white

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:55, Reply)
I know that look of fear

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:24, Reply)

more of man
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:33, Reply)
At the moment I wish Monty would fuck off until his daughter's schooling is sorted. After which he may return but not mention it ever again.
I dunno who I really miss. Duckie I suppose. And and Lucy she was awesome. Weirdly I miss Pooflake puns too. OH and Frank, I think I stopped reading QOTW when he left.

IRL I keep in contact with the people I liked (read: no one)
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:29, Reply)
it would be good if he fucked off till then
particlarly if she goes to uni as that would mean more than 20 years without Monty on here.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:37, Reply)
you anticipate stil lbeing on here
talking shit in 20 years' time?!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:47, Reply)
More shockingly
You think Monty will still be alive in 20 years time?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:48, Reply)
I'm hoping I'll have a life by then.

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:49, Reply)
keep dreaming those dreams

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:50, Reply)
I've been doing it nigh on ten years,

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:50, Reply)
Nine years 27 days
I think I'm annoyed you have rounded up by a whole year
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:54, Reply)
It's less than 10%

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:03, Reply)
can you count?

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:05, Reply)
Yes,
I've expressed it in the form that the actual time spent here (9 and a bit years) is less than ten percent of the stated time spent here (ten years).

Edit - not less than 10% of ten years, but the rounding is less than 10%
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:08, Reply)
OK, I'll allow it
next time, show your workings in the original post
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:18, Reply)
I haven't been around long enough to miss anyone really
I wish Bobby posted a bit more often during my working hours, as he used to, but that was only a few months ago, it's hardly "in my day" stuff. Thoroughly looking forward to being glad to see the back of Chompy. A boy's gotta dream.

Alt: boobs. If you squeeze them together they look a bit like a bum.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:30, Reply)
You had to say boobs really, didn't you?
Darth says I like arse would be too easy
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:32, Reply)
I wouldn't want you to get rusty
Gotta keep it challenging
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)
trudat

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:38, Reply)
Sorry, where are you from?

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)
Please don't use the word "rusty" in this context

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:05, Reply)
I cannot believe it took someone that long to pick up on this

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:11, Reply)
Bit early for your weekly friday afternoon strop isn't it?

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:40, Reply)
Ssssshh
Fuck off, there's a good chap
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)
If you want me to fuck off don't mention me in your posts you utter child.

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)
I was just answering the question
You should be grateful for the internet validation you pathetic little man
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:47, Reply)
No you weren't you illiterate bender,
"Who are you glad to see the back of" is not "who don't you like on the board."
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:56, Reply)
7/10
"illiterate bender" is a nice little insult. Would use again.

Yes I know that wasn't the intent but a degree of consistency is important.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:59, Reply)
should we have an
'insulting each other' thread, or is that just asking for trouble?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:03, Reply)
I think we should have a "For fucks sake Chompy and Darth stop being such tedious cunts getting upset on the internet" thread

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:07, Reply)
That was the fastest acceptance of a friend request I've ever seen
You have my respect
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:07, Reply)
My phone went ding
and I thought I would break my usual "I haven't met you in real life so I'm not your friend on facebook" rule.

I only do this for special people. I hope you don't dissapoint me.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:10, Reply)
I'm most flattered
Not touched, flattered. Don't get excited
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:13, Reply)

unless you want daily reviews of glee you'll regret that
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:40, Reply)
They used to be a fairly regular occurence when Kaol stalked this board
Edit: Actually, thinking about it, I can't remember whether they were started more frequently by Kaol, pre-epic-Bertdown-Bert or just as a general response to the daily HSH threads.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:08, Reply)
Every thread is an "insulting each other" thread
There just happens to be the occasional outbreak of conversation
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:08, Reply)
whatever, fucktard

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:09, Reply)
Using an insult I've taken the time to spell out for you in my sig
is more of an insult to creativity than to myself
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:10, Reply)
woah, that must have been subconsious
you festering cunt bag
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:12, Reply)
Much better
*doffs cap*

Edit: I've just realised I'm probably supposed to insult you back. You syphilitic cuntbubble
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:13, Reply)
That's actually quite a good way to describe it
You odious plunderer of the posterior.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:09, Reply)
Ooooooh that's a good one.
8/10. Have a click.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:11, Reply)
wanker
you big gay spunkbubble
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:38, Reply)
my friends all live too far away
as do you lot

I wish someone mad would post again and be all dramatic, like.

alt: not really into boobs. Bums are good, mind
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:31, Reply)
I miss some of my uni friends.
Still see them a couple of times a year but it's not like living with them.

On b3ta, the baroness, donkey gums, a few others from the glory days of talk.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:32, Reply)
I miss some of the friendships I had on here tbh
But as for posting, Spikeypickle used to keep me amused, but I'd say the lack of Frank is the main reason for the downfall of QOTW.

IRL I miss my friend in Singapore, been 8 months since I've seen her now, not fun!

Alt: Both
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:33, Reply)
Frank missing is a big hit
but the QOTW questions are rubbish these days. Reading some of the older answers make me cry with laughter
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:34, Reply)
Aye, it's a way to pass boring afternoons in work
But I think the questions are only as good as people made them. There's always too many people complaining about the question, idiots trolling, and spelling errors though, so every question goes downhill. A couple of the recent questions have been superb though.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:37, Reply)
also bad puns
they bug me, ironically since I am all about the puns, usually
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:38, Reply)
I don't mind the puns too much, tbh

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:42, Reply)
One of my fav stories (can't find the other)
b3ta.com/questions/goingtoofar/ third one down

Oh Franks cat fucking is in the top five too I'd totally forgotten that gem
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:42, Reply)
Have you noticed that the replies are open?

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:51, Reply)
No, have you?

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:58, Reply)
Oh fuck off.

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:02, Reply)
:(
Is this because we didn't invite you to bodeans?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:03, Reply)
Yes.
Did you have a good time? Is my BFF okay? Did you have scrummy yumptious meats?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:04, Reply)
Yes thank you
We just went to scope it out so when we did invite you, you'd definitely be able to fit in the seats
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:06, Reply)
But I've already been!
I know I can fit in the seats!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:10, Reply)
Being at home this weekend has made me realise I do miss my mum, brother and dog when I'm at uni.
And upon meeting my aunt's new puppy today, I'm definitely going to miss this little bundle of fluff when I go back.

farm6.static.flickr.com/5099/5516686011_1cd42de67c_b.jpg

Just look at it!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:42, Reply)
Owww.
All snoozy and vulnerable.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:43, Reply)
I miss some friends
who are no longer at university. I also miss a couple of people who I haven't seen in a year or two, despite the fact I know I shouldn't miss them
/fascinating

Alt: legs
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:42, Reply)
Were they the Men in Black?

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:43, Reply)
Haha!
I like this.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:45, Reply)
I don't remember :(

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)
I miss a few uni friends
And one guy I used to work with and don't get to see that often. I'm off to Japan with him soon though, so that'll be epic.
As for b3tans, I miss Kaol's posts on here, and Catface is missed too, as is Kitty. I also miss Franks posts on QOTW, but I don't go there that much anymore.
Alt: I'd have to agree with Vipros.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)
I don't really miss people
those that want to hang around do so and those that don't, don't. But then, I'm not that much of a people person. There're always more friends and acquaintances around the corner.

Alt: Hard to choose between them. If they didn't have both they'd look pretty odd.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)

KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY! I miss kitty, she was great.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:53, Reply)
kitty!
I found out what a whip stitch is!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Ooh what is it? I totally forgot to look it up
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:59, Reply)
it's just when you sew together two bits of crocheting/knitting
like a blanket stick without the loopy bit
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Oh is that all? I thought it was exciting.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:02, Reply)
i know, it was going to rock my world
and it didn't
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:02, Reply)
You have to do it with a bullwhip
While running away from a rolling boulder and avoiding darts.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:03, Reply)
X-TREME CROCHET!

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:05, Reply)
Pandatron ENGA-
Oh.
Edit: TGB! Did you hear someone's getting engaged?!!1
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:54, Reply)
OH MY GOD WHO GOT ENGAGED?!?!?!

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:59, Reply)
me

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:16, Reply)
Is it me? Sometimes I do thing without realising, I once joined the Free Masons without realising entirely and I signed up to a few dating websites by accident, so maybe I got engaged.
I don't know, it's not entirely possible, I sign up to all sorts of websites these days, maybe one of them got me engaged?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:00, Reply)
and you said okcupid wasn't working!
congratulations
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:01, Reply)
I've _still_ had no replies ! This person visited my profile though, what an origional little miss angry !
www.okcupid.com/profile/ms-ace-of-spades
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:08, Reply)
wow, she sounds like a douche

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:11, Reply)
I bet she gets loads of men after her.

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:12, Reply)
she probably does
while awesome people like me and you are still single :( the world's not fair
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:14, Reply)
I'd try being horrible if I knew how.

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:16, Reply)
Horible like this one?
www.b3ta.com/links/A_strange_American_fat_thing_going_on_about_squirting_onto_a_pillow
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:21, Reply)
No sound at work and quite glad of the fact.

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:32, Reply)
She spends the entire video talking about getting "squirt" on her pillow, she even says "Look, that's not pee, that's squirt, it's not yellow".

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:34, Reply)
Ew!
Why Gonz, why?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:36, Reply)
I'd hit that.

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:18, Reply)
I've done so many cases where people use fake accounts
That I am very cynical that the pics people post are of themselves.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:21, Reply)
I thought about heavily photoshopping my pics
but I think in the long run it'd be counter productive
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:22, Reply)
You're a photographer
You should be able to take a decent pic of yourself without needing to touch it up in 'shop.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:24, Reply)
nah, self portraits are hard
and I'm not exactly photogenic
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:25, Reply)
I have to take quite a few before I get a half decent one.

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)
my main one is out of focus
another is from my honeymoon and the others are larp pictures. It's not going to be good.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:35, Reply)
My profile runs out tomorrow anyway.
I'll probably wait six months till I forget how shit it is and try again.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:38, Reply)
awww :(

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:40, Reply)
No photoshoping !

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:27, Reply)
I can't see any seams there

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:28, Reply)
Hahahaha fucking hell
You should totally put that on your OKC account.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:31, Reply)
My very attractive mate showed me hers and I would say about
40% of the guys who message her have their tops off in the photos.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:31, Reply)
We've got a better one now.

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:59, Reply)

no kitties will sleep with you. None of us
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:00, Reply)
Or reply to my fucking IM obviously.

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:02, Reply)

why don't you im other kitty you bastard
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:05, Reply)
Funnily enough I've been missing HimJim on here,
lo and behold de wee little fecker popped up this very morning. I don't miss him any more now.

IRL I am still massively gutted that my brother left London. I didn't see him more than once or twice a year for a decade whilst he lived in Manchester, and when he moved down here it was amazing. Now the cunt's in Bedfordshire. The selfish cunt.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:57, Reply)
He still lurks, he clicked on my OKCupid profile the other day.

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:00, Reply)
'Ello Sailor ;)

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:10, Reply)
Similarly, I wish disasterprone would post more often
Today's fix will keep me going for a little while. It helps that he works around the corner from me and we can go for a pint whenever we want. Not that we do. Apart from once. Fascinating, eh
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:01, Reply)
Riveting.

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:04, Reply)
/Staying away
for good now. I've been meaning to ask, we watched a Steve Hillage DVD at yours once, which one was it?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:13, Reply)
I have 2
but it was Germany '77 I think, live at Rockpalast
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:15, Reply)
Another alt question parked here because it's not worthy of its own thread:
Part 1. Is it wrong to refer to Paul McCartney as an "objectionable scouse amputee fancier"?

Part 2. Is it wrong to refer to him in this way in an (entirely informal) email to your own mother?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:04, Reply)
Part 1 is entirely accurate and therefore, by definition, not wrong
Part 2 *obvious joke about your Mum not being easily offended*
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:09, Reply)
maybe

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:09, Reply)
See, I toned it down because I thought "objectionable scouse stump fetishist" was a bit too grim for my mother's sense of humour
I just wonder whether "amputee fancier" would be a sufficiently acceptable substitute.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:12, Reply)
b3ta - lucy was nice
and i miss frankspencer except that he emails me regularly, so not too much.

IRL - obvious whinge, but the rapid approach of mothers day sucks gigantic hairy donkey balls for those of us who can only buy her a bloody wreath. and it's a year this week since my grandma died, so bit nostalgic there too.

well now i'm depressed. thanks labs. quick, show me your boobs AND your bum to cheer me up.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:14, Reply)
Say 'please'.
Manners don't cost a penny.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:18, Reply)
and you're cheap already

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:21, Reply)
That may be so
But I was brought up a gentleman.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:22, Reply)

brought fucking
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:24, Reply)
i am planning to roll around on the floor pointing and laughing
manners don't come into it
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:24, Reply)
*deletes photos*
*wipes away a single tear*
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:26, Reply)
+ from japs eye

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:30, Reply)
+ from my japs eye

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:30, Reply)
Ooooo, proper mindpiss

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:32, Reply)

mind japs eye
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)
Does your cock do that precum thing?

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:34, Reply)
It doesn't, no
I've always wondered if it was just a myth.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:36, Reply)
We should ask PJM about this
He loves talking about it.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:37, Reply)
In case you're interested, mine does.
But it doesn't do it when you think it might be useful. Only when I've been having one of my days and it's been bench-pressing my trousers for hours.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:49, Reply)
thank god
I really was on the edge of my seat wondering if yours did
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)
Does yours?

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)
no, I didn't pay the entra
for the 'cream-squirting' model
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)
I miss everyone. I hate change.
I also miss my friend in New Zealand but she'll be over for a visit soon.

Oh and boobs most definitely.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:14, Reply)
It's about two months until you'll totally see me IRL!
You'll see me from a long way off, I'll be behind the large van with flashing lights and a "Abnormal Wide Load" sign.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:20, Reply)
if she can see you behind an abnormally wide load
you're even fatter than your reputation
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:24, Reply)
Oh FFS Swipey
You do know how large loads are transported right? They drive behind a van with a flashing light and sign indicating that they are leading an abnormal load so that everyone knows.

I was quite clearly implying that I was the abnormal wide load and that I required an escort van so that other traffic was aware of my presence.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:28, Reply)
i do love winding you up
you always fall for it with me, and never with anyone else.

*plots for bash*
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:30, Reply)
there are two possibilities here
either Al falls for it because he believes you have the capacity for that much stupidity.

or you actually don't get stuff like that and pretend like you do.

In this instance the wind up would be pointless so I am going with the latter.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:12, Reply)
Spot on the money there Vippers.

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)
I read that as abnormal wife load.
But then I remembered your wife is hot.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:34, Reply)
She is.

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:37, Reply)
'Seriously Strong' cheddar
isn't.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:43, Reply)
It is for the proles.

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:44, Reply)
So true.
It was reduced. Not reduced enough to make its lying name acceptable.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)
I bought some "Extra Mature" lake district "cheddar style" cheese
and I was most disappointed at how mild it was.

Sainsburys used to do a cheddar cheese that was so strong I actually didn't used to like it, but I suspect nowadays I would really enjoy it.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)
I like cheese so strong it makes my teeth itch.

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)
This^
My worry is how do you know it has gone off though?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)
Cheese doesn't go off
if the outside isn't mouldy then it's edible.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)
You can just tell.
I have one of these:

www.lakeland.co.uk/tefal-cheese-preserver/F/product/7136_5073

My mother has one and swore by it, so I got my own - they're worth having.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)
I had one of those
It just went all sweaty inside it
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)
You must have set the filter wrong
or not replaced it when you should have, I reckon.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)
Probably

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)
He who shall not be mentioned brought some 'strong' cheese over from America one time.
It was shit. I've had stronger tasting goats cheese.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:49, Reply)
There are some great American cheeses, but most are shite.
Canadians make some good cheddars.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)
I bought some really good stuff from the Good Food Show
and now I have forgotten what it was called or where I could get it from. epicfail
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)
Cool story bro.

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)
haha!

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)
Lord Voldemort brought you some cheese?

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)
Potterfail

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)
montymakingharrypotterreferenceslols!

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)
You are forgetting that I am in the films.

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)
Monty the house elf

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:58, Reply)
the snitch

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:59, Reply)
He's Snape
"Your potion is fucking shit, Potter. This potion from 1974 is what you want"
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)
it's hilariously strong

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:45, Reply)
Nonsense
It benches 240lbs
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)
Marks'n'Sparks do a LEVEL 7 cheder, it's quite good, called "cornish cruncher".
I love the fact that marks'n'sparks have 'levels' for cheese.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)
At level 8 it gets a magic chutney sword

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)
ferretlols

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)
How have you managed to make a post about cheese into some LARPing event?

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)
that was more morpg than larp

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:58, Reply)
Boy do I feel stupid now.

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)
I think it was more Darth Bumdering than either of those.

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)
i was hoping it contained something for everyone

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)
The farmer's market next to my house has several cheese stalls,
you pay a lot for them but fuck me some of them are hardcore.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)
I wouldn't know, I've never been invited to hold your hand while walking around the famers market and laughing at the phalic vegtables.

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)
Yeah you have, You told me you 'weren't ready to make that kind of commitment'
so I had my 'Gonz 4eva' tattoo lasered off. My forehead hurt for weeks.

REMEMBER????
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)
I never saw it, get it tatto'd back on, and then I'll tell you if I want you to keep it.

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Copywrite issues, you see, from my holding company.

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)
I can't: my forehead's just one massive scar now, so they can't tattoo it.

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Like a Klingon

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)
Seriously Gonz, you want to get yourself one of those invites
that was one of the best weekends of my life.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:06, Reply)
I've got a better chance of winning the lottery or having sushi tonight than getting my hands on one of those golden tickets.

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Never mind all that.
Is it possible to surf a tsunami? I just read that west coast USA is to be hit at 7.45am and wondered if they were to be inundated with asylum seekers 'riding the big one'.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)
*has flashback to Point Break*

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:16, Reply)
Yep - that's what I was thinking too.
Great visual isn't it.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:17, Reply)
Keanu Reeves is easy on the eyes

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)
The only character I've ever seen that man play convincingly is "Ted Theodore Logan"

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)
baddelybaddely booooooooow

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Why don't you do us all a favour and 'ride the big one', yeah?

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)
For Monty's viewing pleasure only

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)
I'll be sure to dress like Rudolf Hess.

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:56, Reply)

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