it's supposed to make it look like you're enjoying it
when in fact you got bored half an hour ago
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:50, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

half an hour?
ha, at least one those clowns was lucky if he lasted half a minute.

although i would say if you're bored, one of you is doing it WRONG.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:56, Reply)

well hello there
*waggles eyebrows*
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:57, Reply)

even as a troll trolling merrily away in trollsville
you can have no idea how much that hits the mark.

i once met a really gimpy guy who had no idea how to take "no" for an answer and he was forever texting me random would-be sexy stuff followed by *waggles eyebrows*. my friends and i now just use WE when we mean "creepy virgin fucktard".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Hey, I don't tell everyone about what you did.

( Kroney, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:01, Reply)

WE
WE WE WE WE WE WE WE WE
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:03, Reply)

hugz 4 u lol

( Kroney, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:04, Reply)

OH DEAR LORD YOU SEE RIGHT THROUGH ME !?!!??!?!!?!?! +((((((((((((((
Totally bought a lobster just now, and half a dozen scallops, FUCK YOU, GORDON CLOWN, WE DONT NEED NO STINKING CREDIT CRUNCH.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Chug back on some Clicquot with that.

( Kroney, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Making a burn-wah-zet with mild red chilli and garlic and tossing it through pasta.
I gone ma's for some OH WOE IS ME time, decided to treat her, and it's cheaper than sushi.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:10, Reply)