i'm genuinely interested. who here HASN'T been fucked by Sexface?

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:44, 60 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*raises hand proudly*

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Ding ding, me neither!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:46, Reply)

we're like sisters

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Ahem
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1117684
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:47, Reply)

haha i like this
i heard she's totally smart and insightful and funny with a cracking fucking pair of tits. just what i heard like.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:49, Reply)

I want to be her
Even though I'm like that already myself anyway.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:51, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1118042
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:52, Reply)

I thought you were both describing me for a minute there

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:13, Reply)

if youre rocking a fringe
youre in
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:16, Reply)

I am
and it needs cutting. When it gets so long I have to sweep it aside to be able to see, then it is officially too long.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:18, Reply)

your not my friend anymore i'm not talking to you

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:49, Reply)

you totally just did!!!111!!!!!

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:50, Reply)

nuh uh

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Hello!
Not to my knowledge, at least.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:46, Reply)

this is the thing
'not to my knowledge'

sexface's devious sexual predatory makes it hard to tell
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:51, Reply)

i've been fucked by guys who pull awful sexfaces
how can they not know they are doing it? why would the vinegar strokes reduce you to a gurning spastic?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:48, Reply)

it's supposed to make it look like you're enjoying it
when in fact you got bored half an hour ago
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:50, Reply)

half an hour?
ha, at least one those clowns was lucky if he lasted half a minute.

although i would say if you're bored, one of you is doing it WRONG.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:56, Reply)

well hello there
*waggles eyebrows*
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:57, Reply)

even as a troll trolling merrily away in trollsville
you can have no idea how much that hits the mark.

i once met a really gimpy guy who had no idea how to take "no" for an answer and he was forever texting me random would-be sexy stuff followed by *waggles eyebrows*. my friends and i now just use WE when we mean "creepy virgin fucktard".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Hey, I don't tell everyone about what you did.

( Kroney, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:01, Reply)

WE
WE WE WE WE WE WE WE WE
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:03, Reply)

hugz 4 u lol

( Kroney, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:04, Reply)

OH DEAR LORD YOU SEE RIGHT THROUGH ME !?!!??!?!!?!?! +((((((((((((((
Totally bought a lobster just now, and half a dozen scallops, FUCK YOU, GORDON CLOWN, WE DONT NEED NO STINKING CREDIT CRUNCH.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Chug back on some Clicquot with that.

( Kroney, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Making a burn-wah-zet with mild red chilli and garlic and tossing it through pasta.
I gone ma's for some OH WOE IS ME time, decided to treat her, and it's cheaper than sushi.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Turning Japanese

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:51, Reply)

I really wish I'd never been told what that song was about
nor had it demonstrated by my friend pulling the appropriate face.
(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:12, Reply)

listverse.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/invasion23.jpg
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:56, Reply)

nope
it's all girls who've answered so far, mind
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:50, Reply)

*raises hand*

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:55, Reply)

you must have, surely
you been here ages
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:58, Reply)

she's doing it right now the filthy bitch

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:11, Reply)

I've definitely not.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Nor me.
And I have a badge to prove it.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:00, Reply)

badge child
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:01, Reply)

This too.
*nods*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:02, Reply)

I reckon it's all a scam and I'm calling you out on it.
Great photoshop skills though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:03, Reply)

I'm no match for your l33t skillz, Gonz.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:08, Reply)

I'm totally rad with the magic lasso, gets me all the hawtiez.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:28, Reply)

There was this one time when he was living with me that was a bit like sex except instead of having sex we got KFC and watched a film.
I hope this is OK with you.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:01, Reply)

He fucked me rotten loads of times.

I feel cheap and used.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:08, Reply)

that's exactly how you made me feel
you cad
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:09, Reply)

*bounds*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:12, Reply)

rachelswipe <- Monty <- Sexface
Human Centipede
( Kroney, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:14, Reply)

there was once one made from LAAK
up2.it/ali/not+proud+of+this.JPG
but that was more boobbased
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:16, Reply)

fucking hell
those there are some saggy arsed tits
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:21, Reply)

thanks rosie
i might have clicked that otherwise
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:23, Reply)

i dunno who the fuck its depicting there
but they oughta get those fucking sausages seen to
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Stick figure drawing.

( Kroney, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:29, Reply)

oh yeah perhaps I should have explained
I think I drew that while drunk as the result of something on here one evening.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:32, Reply)

I can see why you call it the rotten.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:11, Reply)

*draws curtains*
What about now?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I don't think I have
ever had the pleasure.

*euphemism overload*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:16, Reply)

I for one welcome our fucked by Sexface overlords.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:25, Reply)

Last day of teaching today,
Did quite well with gifts, and the little ones made me all sorts of cards and drew me pictures. Some parts of teaching are awesome.

And no I haven't been fucked by sexface.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:26, Reply)

What did the kids get you? Weed?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:27, Reply)

I wish!!!
two bottles of wine from my class teacher, a mug one of the kids painted which said "I'll miss you Mr C" which is ace. 10 or 11 cards they made and one big one from all of them. Oh and chocolates which I left in the staffroom as being good.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:31, Reply)

You are half of The Shamen AICMFP.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Who is Sex face?
I once did my ex boyf's sex face at his Mum, he was NOT amused. His Mum almost fell off her chair laughing.

Bit of a win/win really.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:02, Reply)