Alreet drunkenbum
I don't do interesting things like go to the pub but I have had half a joint and some cheesecake and am pondering more of both.
(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

did you run, too?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:14, Reply)

...
no...
(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:16, Reply)

then bring me cheesecake
for only by appeasing the cheesecake god can you right this wrong

here I am making it seem as if I am a cheesecake god. I might be
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:18, Reply)

Next bash mebbe.
although cheesecake is one of the few things I am not very good at making.
(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:22, Reply)

YAY!
practise makes perfect
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:22, Reply)

What sory of cheese would you use to disguise a donkey?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:24, Reply)

Mascarpone.

(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:25, Reply)

Wayhay!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:26, Reply)

what cheese do you see in the mirror?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:26, Reply)

Hallumi!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:27, Reply)

Get more stoned and then eat cheesecake!
What sorty cheesecake is it??
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:17, Reply)

I intend to!
raspberry. Nearly my faouvirte of all the cheesecakes.
(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:21, Reply)

What is the best of the cheesecakes?
I had a nice chocolate and jack-daniels cheesecake a while ago, that was really nice.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:23, Reply)

Las Iguanas do a pistachio and white chocolate one
better than sex. Well, better than some of the sex I've had anyway.
(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:26, Reply)

it's been too long since I've head either

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:28, Reply)

given head, or had cheesecake?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:28, Reply)

all of the above

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:29, Reply)

It's been a while
bloody springtime always does things to my libido I'd rather it didn't.
(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:29, Reply)

between that and red wine
I have that fuzziness and you just want to cuddle up to some hot guy and *scene deleted*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:30, Reply)

fuzziness might suggest a lack of personal grooming.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:32, Reply)

heh, perhaps a littleof that too
doesn't seem much point..wah wah wahwa
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:33, Reply)

You are a guitar pedal and you probably owe me a fiver.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:36, Reply)

Argh, don't!
bah, that's not helping. I'm the same with weed; it's a thousand times better when you have someone to snuggle and get giggly* with.

I mean laughing not giggity. Although that too.
(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:32, Reply)

Your libido has hayfever?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:31, Reply)

No, I mean the sun is shining
and the birds are tweeting and everything is growing and green and getting laid and I'M NOT.
(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:33, Reply)

You were seeing someone just before Christmas, it isn't like you've been on the shelf for ages.
Have some fun berk.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:35, Reply)

yeah, you got some more recently than me

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:35, Reply)

Hmm September probably
perhaps once since then.
(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:37, Reply)

about the same for me, only none since then

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:37, Reply)

Oh I know
I'm like this every springtime though, it's like I only produce hormones three months a year. Except this year I have no means, well yes I do have means obviously, sort of, but yeah no means of getting any.
(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:38, Reply)

I really don't want to know your quarterly wanking habits.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:39, Reply)

Did I mention them? I beleve not.
So shush.
(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:41, Reply)

Everyone gets more action in the warmer months though.
Stands to reason.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:43, Reply)

Which reason is that then?
I won't. That would involve asking boys for drinks and stuff and I'm shit at that.
(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:44, Reply)

People go out more in the summer, people also wear less.
Therefore, if you've gone out and worn a bit less, you'll be surrounded by people in a similar position and because everyone is out and drinking, there is more confidence in the air, ergo, you meet more people.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:46, Reply)

I note use of the word 'out'
and refer you to many, many previous posts where I have explained that I do not do the aforementioned 'out'.
(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:50, Reply)

Well you should.
Did you apply for that other PhD in Oxford?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:51, Reply)

I know I 'should'
but again, many many posts explaining that I'm not very good at going out on my own, also that lone women in bars only tend to attract mentals and old men.
Yes I did. No I won't get it.
(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:53, Reply)

Are you calling me a 'mental'?
'Cos I'll chat to anyone.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:54, Reply)

I would probably be quite unnerved
if you came to chat to me in a pub. Booze fumes on your breath and a slightly glazed, manic look in your eye...
(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:56, Reply)

You wanna see what I'm like when I've been drinking!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:57, Reply)

Oh wait, I have.

(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:58, Reply)

We'll park that here shall we?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:03, Reply)

Eh?

(berk, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:07, Reply)