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I've just got in from a day out watching rugby*
What have I missed?
*At a mates gaff, rather than actually going.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:42,
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latest was 15 years ago)
nothing at all
we've just been sitting about going 'when's Jeff back?'
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:43,
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Liar.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:44,
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yes.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:47,
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So what have you done today, your royal Crunchiness?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:47,
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2 phone conversations
1 trip to the gym
1 message to some guy online (oxford guy who has turned me down but still talking to)
1 bath
1 nap
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:51,
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+1 recent name change?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:52,
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you called me royal crunchiness
and I thought it about time to change my name again
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:53,
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Empress is a bit much though.
Or are you in that sort of mood?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:55,
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I am important me!
OK, what rank should I have, then?
(also I should change it because i'll get mixed up with empress)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:56,
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Dowager.
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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:56,
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I associate that with very old
spinsters. Wait a minute....
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:58,
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Har har.
Old crunchy lols.
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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:00,
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*emerges from under cobwebs*
gah! youngsters!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:05,
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What were you doing
under Coopsweb?
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:15,
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You can have whatever rank you like.
'Field Marshal Crunch' has a nice ring to it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:58,
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rear admiral
or should that be Lampito?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:59,
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hahaha
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:02,
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-salutes-
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:12,
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*Imagines Lampy doing a forced goose-step*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:15,
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I've missed you Jeff.
Don't leave me again.
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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:44,
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Sorry Blousie. What have you done today?
If you are a Sky subscriber, than Sky Arts 1 (channel 243) at 10pm is your friend.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:45,
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I'm not, why what's on?
Dog walking, cleaning and sleeping.
Nuffin much.
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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:47,
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Just looked.
Fuck! I would have enjoyed that.
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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:48,
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It might be online somewhere.
I'll have a look for you.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:51,
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Fanku.
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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:57,
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This user has uploaded lots of 2-Tone/Ska vids
www.youtube.com/user/waltjabsco79#p/u
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:01,
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Saw the Specials live in Coventry years ago although after their hayday.
Terry wasn't the lead singer then but great gig nonetheless.
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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:03,
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Over the years, I've seen various 'versions' of The Specials
But the 30th anniversary tour was the closest I expect to get to see the original line-up.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:04,
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The Specials in concert.
Where did you take the dogs? And did they attack anyone (or any squirrels today)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:48,
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The resevoir. They were very well behaved and no squirrels were injured during the day.
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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:50,
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Any pensioners attacked?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:52,
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No pensioners around.
Although Benji growled at a Labrador. Fuck know why as Labradors are the most unthreatening dog in the universe.
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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:54,
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That's probably why.
Benji is just a nasty bully.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:56,
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He was just protecting me and my sis.
The Lab was being friendly and came up to us. We reminded him that we don't need looking after, unlike my mother.
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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:58,
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did it have a mohican?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:01,
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Or a hoodie?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:03,
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It did have a red ball.
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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:05,
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Does that mean the Lab was a 'blood' or a 'Crip'
What side of the resevoir were you on? Had you strayed onto the wrong side of the bank?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:07,
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You're more hip than I thought.
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girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:08,
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I'm more hip-replacement these days Blousie.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:08,
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