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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm struggling!
I'm meant to go to a birthday party this evening. I just DON'T want to go.

It's a friend's bash, and it will be full of her friends, so I don't know anyone particularly. Sure there will be food, but not one single male for me to dry hump and humiliate myself over.

What would you do?

Alt: Send me physic messages through the evening.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:26, 164 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Are you male or female?
If female then go gay.
If male then go straight.

Bi bi!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:28, Reply)
Wow
How come I never thought of that?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:38, Reply)
I'm here to help.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:42, Reply)
Never mind that, do you like puppies?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:42, Reply)
Just not go
Which is what I'm doing this evening. Definitely not up to clubbing and stuff

Alt: I stopped science at sixteen
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:45, Reply)
I stopped science at around six.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:52, Reply)
I love science.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:30, Reply)
I would enjoy a nice cold glass of Yop
/Gonz

EDIT: Fuck off Bert.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:51, Reply)
I would go
but then parties are few and far between for me these days :(

alt: melting ice in a bucket. That's all the physics I'm allowed to know as an artist
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:52, Reply)
If you're asking the interwebs
Then you def don't want to go...

Just drink some wine and chill
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:58, Reply)
Well
We are watching Cannon Ball run which Mr Cake tells me is genuinely ace. I beg to differ.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:01, Reply)
It's a man film
Plus, what's not to love about Burt Reynolds and Dom DeLuise?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:22, Reply)
And
Farah Fawcett's titties, so I'm told.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:29, Reply)
go
if there are no men you can find some other way to humiliate yourself. Try necking a bottle of gin and soiling yourself whilst singing 'Orinoco Flow' by Enya.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:04, Reply)
Worked for me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:16, Reply)
best christening party evar

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:22, Reply)
Let's throw Catomiagi an internet party
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2EMxKRlgFk&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Nice tune. Crap name.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:40, Reply)
I like this band
more of this kind of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:41, Reply)
It sounds like you have a crippling personality disorder
Save your 'friend' the embarassment of your company tonight. I can gaz you some cock pictures what with you being an Internet girl if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Yay for Rory!
Telling it like it is since 2008.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:39, Reply)
Alrite bgb no internetz for me in forrin land, but now that I'm back I see that this place has gone to shit
Don't worry though, as I'm back on this mofo
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Savior of the internetz.
My hero!

*swoons*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:46, Reply)
There's users in drastic need of internet bullying, someone has to do it

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:50, Reply)
It's a dirty job Rory.
*nods sagely*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:53, Reply)
I've just got in from a day out watching rugby*
What have I missed?

*At a mates gaff, rather than actually going.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:42, Reply)
nothing at all
we've just been sitting about going 'when's Jeff back?'
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Liar.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:44, Reply)
yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:47, Reply)
So what have you done today, your royal Crunchiness?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:47, Reply)
2 phone conversations
1 trip to the gym
1 message to some guy online (oxford guy who has turned me down but still talking to)
1 bath
1 nap
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:51, Reply)
+1 recent name change?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:52, Reply)
you called me royal crunchiness
and I thought it about time to change my name again
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Empress is a bit much though.
Or are you in that sort of mood?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:55, Reply)
I am important me!
OK, what rank should I have, then?
(also I should change it because i'll get mixed up with empress)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:56, Reply)
Dowager.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:56, Reply)
I associate that with very old
spinsters. Wait a minute....
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:58, Reply)
Har har.
Old crunchy lols.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:00, Reply)
*emerges from under cobwebs*
gah! youngsters!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:05, Reply)
What were you doing
under Coopsweb?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:15, Reply)
You can have whatever rank you like.
'Field Marshal Crunch' has a nice ring to it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:58, Reply)
rear admiral
or should that be Lampito?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:59, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:02, Reply)
-salutes-

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:12, Reply)
*Imagines Lampy doing a forced goose-step*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:15, Reply)
I've missed you Jeff.
Don't leave me again.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Sorry Blousie. What have you done today?
If you are a Sky subscriber, than Sky Arts 1 (channel 243) at 10pm is your friend.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:45, Reply)
I'm not, why what's on?
Dog walking, cleaning and sleeping.

Nuffin much.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Just looked.
Fuck! I would have enjoyed that.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:48, Reply)
It might be online somewhere.
I'll have a look for you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:51, Reply)
The audio is available here.
budtheweiser.blogspot.com/2010/02/specials-live-wolverhampton-2009.html
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:54, Reply)
Fanku.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:57, Reply)
This user has uploaded lots of 2-Tone/Ska vids
www.youtube.com/user/waltjabsco79#p/u
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Saw the Specials live in Coventry years ago although after their hayday.
Terry wasn't the lead singer then but great gig nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Over the years, I've seen various 'versions' of The Specials
But the 30th anniversary tour was the closest I expect to get to see the original line-up.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:04, Reply)
The Specials in concert.
Where did you take the dogs? And did they attack anyone (or any squirrels today)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:48, Reply)
The resevoir. They were very well behaved and no squirrels were injured during the day.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Any pensioners attacked?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:52, Reply)
No pensioners around.
Although Benji growled at a Labrador. Fuck know why as Labradors are the most unthreatening dog in the universe.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:54, Reply)
That's probably why.
Benji is just a nasty bully.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:56, Reply)
He was just protecting me and my sis.
The Lab was being friendly and came up to us. We reminded him that we don't need looking after, unlike my mother.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:58, Reply)
did it have a mohican?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Or a hoodie?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:03, Reply)
It did have a red ball.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:05, Reply)
Does that mean the Lab was a 'blood' or a 'Crip'
What side of the resevoir were you on? Had you strayed onto the wrong side of the bank?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:07, Reply)
You're more hip than I thought.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:08, Reply)
I'm more hip-replacement these days Blousie.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Pah, you don't need men.
Nice to have around, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:49, Reply)
right now, I think I do
damnit, it's been nearly 6 months!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:52, Reply)
Over two years although I've gone longer.
Piece of piss after five years.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:56, Reply)
it's too damn long
I tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:57, Reply)
Never said those words to any man.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:59, Reply)
bad luck or deep vagina?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:00, Reply)
I'm hoping the first one. I've never been measured.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Can you be?!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:02, Reply)
they do it in Anne Summers
to fit you up for an ideal sized dildo
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:04, Reply)
Meep.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Really?!
I'm hoping this is a joke :(
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:27, Reply)
go in and ask for one :)

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:29, Reply)
there is no chance of me going into Ann Summers

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:54, Reply)
I went into a shop once.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:58, Reply)
I requested assistance in such an outlet as I was unable to find the requested product.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:59, Reply)
was it an enjoyable retail experience?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:02, Reply)
Just stick a ruler in until you can't get it in any further I guess.
I'll ask my nurse the next time I get a smear.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:05, Reply)
Do you use a shatter-proof one?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:05, Reply)
With my kegals, then yes.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:06, Reply)
I am a bit fussy about what I stick in there
-awaits obvious joke-
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Bless!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:09, Reply)
*something about saving that hole for the special ones*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Nah, you could fit a metre ruler up my arse.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:12, Reply)
sideways?
edit: man, I'm being nasty today
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:13, Reply)
Nup, you need a 2m one for that

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:14, Reply)
I remember 'yard sticks' and 'meter wheels' from my school days.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:16, Reply)
and chalk boards

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:18, Reply)
But of course.
I'm assuming the black-board is still in use though.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:23, Reply)
nope
almost all whiteboards and digital whiteboards now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:24, Reply)
Why did they change?
We were forever getting bits of chalk thrown at us for not paying attention, and, on occasions, the wooden blackboard wipe.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:26, Reply)
We're not allowed
to throw things at children any more. Is tempting sometimes though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:28, Reply)
That's bent.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:34, Reply)
All schools
now have interactive whiteboards now.
I have to say I didn't like them when I first saw them but I wouldn't be without one now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:26, Reply)
What makes them interactive?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:27, Reply)
they are like magic

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:28, Reply)
How?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:29, Reply)
I'm an idiot
and it's advanced technology
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:30, Reply)
I thought your classes were just you showing kids your holiday snaps.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:31, Reply)
no, other peoples' holiday snaps

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:39, Reply)
They are like a computer monitor
but you can draw on it and they are touch screen.
Most places use these: smarttech.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:29, Reply)
Kids these days.
They don't know they're born.

And teachers have it too easy, with all this modern witchcraft available to them as well.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:31, Reply)
The problem is that because we can't throw chalk at them any more
discipline has gone out the window :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:32, Reply)
Why not just buy some chalk for throwing
And use your space-aged presentation device for lessons?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:34, Reply)
not all colleges :(
we have them in some rooms and not in others
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:28, Reply)
That is massively bent.
I've yet to go to a school that doesn't have one in every classroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:31, Reply)
If they've made it to my old school,
they'd have been come from some cowboy contractor, most of them would have become broken beyond repair within a week and there'd be no money to fix them, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:36, Reply)
Are you Bruce Wayne, Jeff?
theweaselking.livejournal.com/3902561.html?nc=7
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:18, Reply)
Jesus was a black man
No, Jesus was batman.
No, that was Bruce Wayne!

(If I was Bruce Wayne, I'd have something special in my utility belt. Dog treats!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:22, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:27, Reply)
You're up late this evening!
How so?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:28, Reply)
I had an afternoon nap and I'm waiting for The Texas Chainsaw massacre on film 4.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:33, Reply)
Oooh. Is it the original?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:33, Reply)
I'm not sure.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:36, Reply)
I wouldn't mind seeing the original.
I've not seen it since the days a betamax (I had a pirate copy).

From memory, the original was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:37, Reply)
I believe 'tis the original
it's never as good as i remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:42, Reply)
Well we are all so squeezed to the right, I might just have to tune in!
I hate being squeezed over to the right.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:45, Reply)
Everything
being all scrunched up to one side there is making my brain hurt.

Interactive whiteboards - kids today etc

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Continue both conversations over here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:45, Reply)
I think they should make a film called 'Interactive Whiteboard Massacre'
It would involve the throwing of chalk at people. But throwing it dead hard, so it kills.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:46, Reply)
the pens are bigger than chalk

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:47, Reply)
Your penis is what now?

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:49, Reply)
hidden in a cupboard

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:49, Reply)

cupboard closet
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:52, Reply)
Engorged?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:59, Reply)
high in polyunsaturates
low in saturates
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:05, Reply)
so, a health food?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:16, Reply)
and spreadable straight from the fridge

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:23, Reply)
Flora lols.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:31, Reply)
It's the remake. Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:59, Reply)
I've just put it on Blousie.
Can I hide behind you if it gets a bit much?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:00, Reply)
For 30 years the files collected dust....
I'm already scared.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:01, Reply)
hahaha!
*gives Jeff a cusion*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:02, Reply)
Is it porn?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:02, Reply)
Just a teaser before the nasty stuff starts.
Sorry! just got the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:04, Reply)
DRUG DRIVING. They deserve everything they get.
*Disgusted, of Bristol*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:05, Reply)
They're too good looking to live.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:17, Reply)
But what about other road users?
You've got to look at the bigger picture Blousie. It's very important.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:20, Reply)
They're in the middle of nowhere in the USA.
Who are the going to run into?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:21, Reply)
I'm gonna run to you!
*Bryan Adams attack!*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:27, Reply)
So far, I remain 'un-scared' but I'm happy to report that the female front-seat passenger has, what appear to be, quite pert tits.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:17, Reply)
Jessica Biel FTW!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:18, Reply)
Is that the actress? (Sorry, I'm not down with films)

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:19, Reply)
Justin Timberlake's ex squeeze.
*reads gossip mags*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:20, Reply)
what are you watching?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:25, Reply)
Texas chainsaw massacre remake.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:26, Reply)
Yes.
I'm not impressed so far.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:26, Reply)
With her or the film?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:27, Reply)
Neither.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:28, Reply)
she is hot!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:29, Reply)
She has also had ample time to take her top off Bob.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:30, Reply)
true

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:34, Reply)
And she hasn't.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:35, Reply)
Is that all it takes to impress?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:39, Reply)
It's a good starting point! :)
*Expects a topless Blousie to appear*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:40, Reply)
I'm more of a cerebral man's totty.
My brains are my best asset.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:44, Reply)
Good answer here
Edit: I just saw your edit, and while this is true, it implies no judgement of other bits
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:45, Reply)
Thank you. *grins*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:47, Reply)
You're welcome
I'm sure Jeff Bridges would welcome it all ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:52, Reply)

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