No, but I did promise him a birthday cake
in a couple of weeks time.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:33, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Will you be making him something you can jump out of?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:36, Reply)

Like underwear?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:37, Reply)

I can't imagine berk will wear any on her date.
'for convenience'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:38, Reply)

she could give them to a stag party
It's perfectly normal.
( djtrialprice, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:40, Reply)

Oi!
what kind of classless slapper do you take me for?! Sexy undies are FAR superior to no undies.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:40, Reply)

I think you're a classy-slapper berk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:46, Reply)

I am deeply offended by this.

(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:50, Reply)

No you're not.
You're still grinning from ear-to-ear at getting a date with Tennis Bloke.

(Or am I wrong?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:54, Reply)

Oh hell
I'm not sure if I've got a nice matching pair that fits properly... gah, the clothing crisis has started already!
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:39, Reply)

Oops, sorry berk.
Didn't mean to give you additional stress!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:44, Reply)

la Senza is your friend
your friend not mine
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:45, Reply)

I've just had a look
I am unimpressed with their selection of suitably boost-y bras.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:47, Reply)

Might be worth going to the actual store
and no complaining cause y'know your size wasn't what you expected
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:51, Reply)

Attributing a larger letter to them
does not make them any less little.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:53, Reply)

Pfft whatever you say

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:55, Reply)

The only way to prove this
is for me to show you my boobs and I'm sure you'd rather I didn't, so you'll just have to take my word for it that I own a number of flattering bras which make them look considerably bigger than they are.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:57, Reply)

Wear one of them then
you don't need new stuff in that case
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:00, Reply)

Ah, but they're not matching though
plus I don't actually own a bra in the size I've been told I am.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:14, Reply)

Excuse for some shopping then :)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:15, Reply)

Indeed!
if I could only find something in Senza/Debenhams that I like!
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:19, Reply)

Surely TC has a rough idea as to your shape from tennis?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:59, Reply)

I suppose so
and sweaty lycra is not a flattering look...
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:12, Reply)

Maybe it works for him?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:14, Reply)

Well, as long as he doesn't prefer that look
to whatever I wear on Friday, it'll be fine...
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:20, Reply)

I was in there recently
They really don't have much variation of sizes do they?
( djtrialprice, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:47, Reply)

I know :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:50, Reply)

night all
Still mean to get round to emailing you at some point.
( djtrialprice, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:54, Reply)

Really?
Every time I go in and spot something I like, they only ever seem to have it in ginormo-boob sizes, which are of fuckall use to me unless I want to fashion some sort of hat from them.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:51, Reply)

only men are allowed to wear lingerie as hats
it's funny when we do it
( djtrialprice, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:53, Reply)

I got really irritated in Debenhams once
after spotting an amazing bra in the sale, it was beautiful and I wanted, no needed, to buy it (ended up going to bloody Liverpool to get it) but they only had it in FF and G. I got quite, erm, animated at the checkout girl and capered about with it on my head momentarily.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:55, Reply)

this is the mental image
I've had all night.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:57, Reply)

She did laugh
but in a slightly worried sort of way...
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:58, Reply)