I wondered for a second what "terrapin bowling" was and thought it'd be fun to try.
Walked fifteen miles on Saturday, went and saw hundreds of frogs yesterday and had coffee with my bestie, chilled in the evening. Feel like fucking death today though :(
Edit: I have a steak in the freezer. Maybe it's time to try autofellatio again.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Fifteen miles?
Are you head mental?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:14, Reply)

PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THIS TO ME

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:15, Reply)

I don't
but then I cycled 150 miles in three days last year for shits and giggles.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:17, Reply)

Why why why why why?
The fifteen miles, not why do people keep saying that to you. I can work that out all by myself.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:17, Reply)

The challenge, the outdoors, the sun, the wildlife, the head-space, the happy chemicals, the variety.
I want to get up to twenty miles, then two days of twenty miles, then try 100 miles in five days.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:19, Reply)

Good man
That may be the most rational explanation for an ostensibly irrational pasttime I've ever heard
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:20, Reply)

Once I can do two consecutive days of twenty miles without blisters and aches
I'll walk to the seaside to raise money for the charity. My legs haven't ached at all since Saturday but I do have a couple of impressive blisters on my big toes.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:23, Reply)

You must have thighs of steel

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:26, Reply)

I can crack nuts with them which is why I'm so careful with my scrotum.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:27, Reply)

I believe there are Buddhist methods for retraction of the ballsack

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:31, Reply)

ahahaha there are better ways.
get your wife to stroke the inside of your thigh, really high up next time. It's really, REALLY funny.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 9:24, Reply)

I don't have a wife
*cries*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Beard then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 9:30, Reply)

7/10
You're on fire today. Not literally. Well, not yet.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 9:40, Reply)

The day is young

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 9:41, Reply)