Don't get your hopes up Monty
He only sucks people off who know how to prepare eggs, or so I hear?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I know how to fertilise them.
Perhaps I'm still in with a chance?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:31, Reply)

I'm very intrigued as to where you got that from

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:32, Reply)

The wall of a public lavatory in Soho
'Tranny and telecommunications analyst, 31, will nosh off men for omelettes. Call 07785 ******'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:34, Reply)

5/10
Marks lost for getting my age wrong despite extensive advertisment of the correct number and for knowing the first five digits of my phone number.*

*Not really**

**possibly really***

***As if I'd tell you either way
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:38, Reply)

I wouldn't worry
Those are the first 5 digits of at least 5 peoples numbers I can think of off the top of my head
( Peej, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:42, Reply)

They did look very familiar
I may well have had those digits at some point

(as the actress said to the bishop, fnarr fnarr)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:45, Reply)

+ up my chutney chute

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 9:19, Reply)

6/10
Too predictable. Bonus point for use of "chutney chute", however
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Just warming up
A 6 is not a bad start
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 9:30, Reply)