Isn't these supposed to be about b3tans?
Lampito got her name because she is a Lunix/Apachi/MySQL/PHP geek, even though she mostly develops inside and MCV Framework inside a OSX enviroment.
Vipros was once so smug that he...ermmm.... did something that smug people don't normally do.
Darth Foxtrot, despite recent events, has never been 32 years old, nor is his name Martin; he is a butcher from Halifax.
JeffTheDogFucker was once caught with a Cat.
Monty Boyce's is the only man in the world with the ability to snort cocaine with his rectum. Larger surfice area in the colon meaning you get a stronger hit. It also doesn't make it way into the heart if you do it that way; thus rediucing the extream risk of heart attack.
Sportscow has been SportsCrow in my head and just now when looking at his name, I realise it's actually Sportscow.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:39, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I quite like sportscrow!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Bravo!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Jeff? With a cat?
Has he turned?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:44, Reply)

It isn't true.
I'm allergic to cats.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)

How did you find this out though? eh? Eh? EH?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:47, Reply)

What are you trying to say?
*Looks a bit shifty*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)

I'm sure it doesn't make you a cat lover, that you were just finding out to make sure you are not like that... Not that there is anything wrong with it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

As soon as he got conkers deep

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Good work
I really like Halifax
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I was shocked when I found it it wasn't just a building society.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)

What?
You mean it's not just a building society and source of continually excellent television adverts?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Yeh man, there is a games workshop there and everything else you need to make up a town centre !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Laters boys,
I'm off to find me a Halifax
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Howard is waiting for you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:03, Reply)

*unzips*
Avert your eyes, gentlemen
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

*something about Extra*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:24, Reply)