Poor old Darth had to have several
'polyphonic raspberries' lasered off his long-suffering anus. Not only were they putting off his 'clients' but they had begun to smell and were a health hazard.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:40, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm awarding myself a strong 7 here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)

6/10
I would have agreed with your marking initially but you lose a point for your presumption
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:46, Reply)

You missed the 'do you want some cream for that' joke.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Pfft.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)

This was the exact noise during the procedure

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:03, Reply)

They sale cans of "Musky Octopus" in the turkish shop behind me, it made me lol.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Please buy one and post the image!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:05, Reply)