Did you know
that people whose house has a street number but who insist on referring to it by some spurious name they have attached to it, are fucking cunts?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:07, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I think we did know this, yes
c/o Sport Towers
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:08, Reply)

My house is called Dunroaming
It's a pun you see, Dun-roaming, Done - roaming. It's to show people that I've found my little corner of the world and I'm here to stay!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:09, Reply)

I find it funny when I drive past
a 1930s semi-detached suburban house that somebody's called "Rivendell".
( Kroney, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Whilst bored one day at work in 2001 I looked on our customer database for LOTR names
We had one customer called Samantha Gamgee and another named Christopher Aragorn Smith.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)

You should burn it to the ground.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:18, Reply)

That's your answer to everything

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Vikinglols
Burn it, steal it or rape it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Innit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Viking Health & Safety initiatives recently prohibited burning before raping
Keep up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Damn those pesky beaurocrats
BURN THEM!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Except that Michelle in the short skirt from accounts
She looks like a RIGHT GOER
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)

RAPE HER!
then STEAL HER!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:45, Reply)

'xactly
Although you have to wonder what value she can offer post-raping which will make her worth stealing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:48, Reply)